I decided Science don't matter more than me.
So I'm taking things into my own hands. I've the textbook on my lap but it's so thick and looks poisonous like snakes but I'm a snake charmer so I'll werk it and shut off the textbook's pleas for me to study and proceed to resume, for the moment, the life I once had.
You Are a Monkey
You are a very fascinating creature. People are interested in every little thing you do.
You are smart, curious, and clever. You are naturally witty, and you have a great sense of humor.
You can see things from many different angles, and you always have an interesting perspective on life.
You are likely agile and playful. You stay physically fit simply by staying active.
What Animal Are You?
Okay, let's be serious. I took this quiz for fun and planned to shut the tab as soon as I'd learned my results but, let's face it, this is too funny to pass:
You Should Call Your Boobs
War & Peace
What Should You Nickname Your Boobs?
Srsly, "War" and "Peace"?
Me: O HAY WAR, MAKE PEACE PLZ. YOU TWO CO-HABIT TOGETHER ON MAI BODY, SO STFU AND GTFO IF YOU DUN LIEK IT OK WAYT MAYB NOT, IF YOU TWO GTFO I'LL BE FUCKIN' FLAT JSYK.
I'm rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.
You Would Be a Good Spouse 50% of the Time
In general, you have the skills and ability to make a marriage work.
However, you're still a bit too selfish to be a good spouse. You almost always put yourself first.
If you want to have a good marriage (either someday or right now), you're going to have to give more than you take.
Be proactive every day. Work on being a good friend, family member, and partner. With practice, you'll be an excellent spouse.
Would You Be a Good Wife or Husband?
Your Physical Flirt Level: 40%
You are definitely a flirt, but you are more subtle than over the top.
As far as physical flirting goes, you know that a little goes a long way.
You will touch on occasion, but you're never flagrant or inappropriate.
You just use physical stuff as the icing on your flirting cake.
Are You a Physical Flirt?
I took this quiz before, and I just wanted to try and see if I could get a different answer but noooooo, the system denies me of such powahhhhhh.
Your Hair Should Be Blonde
You are outgoing, light hearted, and a ton of fun.
You don't take life too seriously, and you do your best to charm everyone you meet.
You are very energetic. People tend to underestimate you, but you can get a lot done.
You do tend to be a bit sensitive. If someone has a bad opinion of you, it truly hurts.
You are cunning and clever. You are smart, but you aren't “book smart” or academic.
Some people may think you're superficial, but they're not seeing the whole picture.
What Color Hair Should You Have?
"To do is to be" -Nietzsche
"To be is to do" -Kant
"Do be do be do" -Sinatra
Cute much? Awesome one from __quotexwhore.
You Are a Monkey
You are a very fascinating creature. People are interested in every little thing you do.
You are smart, curious, and clever. You are naturally witty, and you have a great sense of humor.
You can see things from many different angles, and you always have an interesting perspective on life.
You are likely agile and playful. You stay physically fit simply by staying active.
What Animal Are You?
Okay, let's be serious. I took this quiz for fun and planned to shut the tab as soon as I'd learned my results but, let's face it, this is too funny to pass:
You Should Call Your Boobs
War & Peace
What Should You Nickname Your Boobs?
Srsly, "War" and "Peace"?
Me: O HAY WAR, MAKE PEACE PLZ. YOU TWO CO-HABIT TOGETHER ON MAI BODY, SO STFU AND GTFO IF YOU DUN LIEK IT OK WAYT MAYB NOT, IF YOU TWO GTFO I'LL BE FUCKIN' FLAT JSYK.
I'm rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.
You Would Be a Good Spouse 50% of the Time
In general, you have the skills and ability to make a marriage work.
However, you're still a bit too selfish to be a good spouse. You almost always put yourself first.
If you want to have a good marriage (either someday or right now), you're going to have to give more than you take.
Be proactive every day. Work on being a good friend, family member, and partner. With practice, you'll be an excellent spouse.
Would You Be a Good Wife or Husband?
Your Physical Flirt Level: 40%
You are definitely a flirt, but you are more subtle than over the top.
As far as physical flirting goes, you know that a little goes a long way.
You will touch on occasion, but you're never flagrant or inappropriate.
You just use physical stuff as the icing on your flirting cake.
Are You a Physical Flirt?
I took this quiz before, and I just wanted to try and see if I could get a different answer but noooooo, the system denies me of such powahhhhhh.
Your Hair Should Be Blonde
You are outgoing, light hearted, and a ton of fun.
You don't take life too seriously, and you do your best to charm everyone you meet.
You are very energetic. People tend to underestimate you, but you can get a lot done.
You do tend to be a bit sensitive. If someone has a bad opinion of you, it truly hurts.
You are cunning and clever. You are smart, but you aren't “book smart” or academic.
Some people may think you're superficial, but they're not seeing the whole picture.
What Color Hair Should You Have?
"To do is to be" -Nietzsche
"To be is to do" -Kant
"Do be do be do" -Sinatra
Cute much? Awesome one from __quotexwhore.