Right, my conkers, your gob, now! go!
A chicken chasni, a nan bread and some vegetable pakora; a perfect end to a fucking smashin' weekend. We partied hard and fucked some shit up...haha.
This weekend proved that banter most definitely makes the world revolve. Friday was business as usual at the Catty. Had a few drinkies with Tollan in Ross's then boosted up to Gildo's for a few. Catty banter was lovely. Got a Subway after Ross chose one of his many bitches to take home, or back to Gill's in this case. Met some guy from uni that i've never spoke to, conversation is a bit hazy though. Hahahahaha I spat in this guy's hood in the taxi queue for some reason haha. Got in and munched my subway, cracked open a beer and had a smoke, then fell asleep in record time.
Saturday morning/afternoon was particularly gorgeous. Everyone was still sleeping around 11 so I made myself some coffee, reviewed the photos from the night before and then read the dictionary haha.
There's a page at the back for text speak, and there's one that says 'MMFU' which apparantly means 'my mate fancies you' hahaha, who the fuck uses that bullshit? Had a banter packed snuggle with Ross and Gill, we made ourselves nicknames and phoned Joe to inform him that a nickname had be prepared for him and he should take the time to write it down haha. KP buzzed the buzzery buzzer and started to make her way upstairs so me and ross got baw naked and danced around the flat as she came in hahaha, I want to show everyone the photo of me baw naked and dancing but I can't be arsed losing my Bebo/Myspace/LJ account. If I lost my LJ account i'd be fuckin' hefty gutted. Though i've got most of it on a word file. I got molested by KP and Gildo then we ordered some Dominos and I had the fuckin greatest pizza experience of my life, stuffed base FTW. I got naked once again and danced to MGMT, there's a video but unfortunately YouTube won't be too chuffed with it. haaaa I threw a boagie at Ross and he kicked me then threw a boagie at me and I didn't know where it went, looked int he mirro and it was pure dangling from my fringe hahahahaha. Gildo gave me and Ross a lift back home and I done a crackin' shite then went for a short kip. Got up and got a shower then decided to cut my own hair hahaha, took a big too much off, should be easily fixed though...I hope...
Ross came over for some brewskies and played skate and rocked out to some tunes, I skated the length of my room (approx. 4m) about 128 times using the wall and the door to push myself haha. Ma lovely brother gave us a lift to the train station and we boosted up to meet Joe and Debbie, got some £1 Becks while I fitted my new o2 sim and text everyone my new number which was a mission in itself. Laura met us there then we walked round to the Catty and got the usual pish from the Classic Grand PR staff, who informed us that the Catty had a powercut and wasn't opening until 1.30am which we didn't believe and briefly called him a wank, but sadly it was true and we had to go back and ask him for Classic Grand passes hahaha, I just stood at the back, pride and dignity in tact. First time in Classic, really nice place (looks like an awesome venue too) but the booze was fuckin horribly priced; 2.70 for a pint of T-juice. Met Vicky in there too and had a dance and a booze and a banter.
Boosted back over to the Catty around 1am, free entry, nae queue, lovely. Was only downstairs that was open though which was a bit pisherzzz but we slammed some shots and jagers and boogied. Met Tollan and Suzie outside afterwards which is a bit blurry. Started the long walk to Lauras which seriously felt like a lifetime. Took a touristy photo at the Tennents brewery haha.
Passed out rather fuckin' quick suffice to say. Was weird crashing at Lauras with Chris not being there. Left around 12 and walked back into town which seemed sooo much quicker. Met up with Kirsty and got a sneaky wee Subway which put my overdraft to -£1500 ha. slam it. Jumped on a 9 home. Haha on the way home some woman tripped a wee bit over Ross's foot cause he had his legs kinda crossed, and he apologised straight away and asked if she was okay, and she just pure growled at him and for some reason Ross just said 'Fuck off then, fuckin' watch where you're goin' haha fuckin stupid, felt like a cheeky wee teenager again. Got a kip when I came in then munched the Kebana meal that begun this rather long entry. Might go see Chris tomorrow seeing as he's housebound which must be rather boring i'd imagine.
Night-Hawk is officially all partied out for this week...
This weekend proved that banter most definitely makes the world revolve. Friday was business as usual at the Catty. Had a few drinkies with Tollan in Ross's then boosted up to Gildo's for a few. Catty banter was lovely. Got a Subway after Ross chose one of his many bitches to take home, or back to Gill's in this case. Met some guy from uni that i've never spoke to, conversation is a bit hazy though. Hahahahaha I spat in this guy's hood in the taxi queue for some reason haha. Got in and munched my subway, cracked open a beer and had a smoke, then fell asleep in record time.
Saturday morning/afternoon was particularly gorgeous. Everyone was still sleeping around 11 so I made myself some coffee, reviewed the photos from the night before and then read the dictionary haha.
There's a page at the back for text speak, and there's one that says 'MMFU' which apparantly means 'my mate fancies you' hahaha, who the fuck uses that bullshit? Had a banter packed snuggle with Ross and Gill, we made ourselves nicknames and phoned Joe to inform him that a nickname had be prepared for him and he should take the time to write it down haha. KP buzzed the buzzery buzzer and started to make her way upstairs so me and ross got baw naked and danced around the flat as she came in hahaha, I want to show everyone the photo of me baw naked and dancing but I can't be arsed losing my Bebo/Myspace/LJ account. If I lost my LJ account i'd be fuckin' hefty gutted. Though i've got most of it on a word file. I got molested by KP and Gildo then we ordered some Dominos and I had the fuckin greatest pizza experience of my life, stuffed base FTW. I got naked once again and danced to MGMT, there's a video but unfortunately YouTube won't be too chuffed with it. haaaa I threw a boagie at Ross and he kicked me then threw a boagie at me and I didn't know where it went, looked int he mirro and it was pure dangling from my fringe hahahahaha. Gildo gave me and Ross a lift back home and I done a crackin' shite then went for a short kip. Got up and got a shower then decided to cut my own hair hahaha, took a big too much off, should be easily fixed though...I hope...
Ross came over for some brewskies and played skate and rocked out to some tunes, I skated the length of my room (approx. 4m) about 128 times using the wall and the door to push myself haha. Ma lovely brother gave us a lift to the train station and we boosted up to meet Joe and Debbie, got some £1 Becks while I fitted my new o2 sim and text everyone my new number which was a mission in itself. Laura met us there then we walked round to the Catty and got the usual pish from the Classic Grand PR staff, who informed us that the Catty had a powercut and wasn't opening until 1.30am which we didn't believe and briefly called him a wank, but sadly it was true and we had to go back and ask him for Classic Grand passes hahaha, I just stood at the back, pride and dignity in tact. First time in Classic, really nice place (looks like an awesome venue too) but the booze was fuckin horribly priced; 2.70 for a pint of T-juice. Met Vicky in there too and had a dance and a booze and a banter.
Boosted back over to the Catty around 1am, free entry, nae queue, lovely. Was only downstairs that was open though which was a bit pisherzzz but we slammed some shots and jagers and boogied. Met Tollan and Suzie outside afterwards which is a bit blurry. Started the long walk to Lauras which seriously felt like a lifetime. Took a touristy photo at the Tennents brewery haha.
Passed out rather fuckin' quick suffice to say. Was weird crashing at Lauras with Chris not being there. Left around 12 and walked back into town which seemed sooo much quicker. Met up with Kirsty and got a sneaky wee Subway which put my overdraft to -£1500 ha. slam it. Jumped on a 9 home. Haha on the way home some woman tripped a wee bit over Ross's foot cause he had his legs kinda crossed, and he apologised straight away and asked if she was okay, and she just pure growled at him and for some reason Ross just said 'Fuck off then, fuckin' watch where you're goin' haha fuckin stupid, felt like a cheeky wee teenager again. Got a kip when I came in then munched the Kebana meal that begun this rather long entry. Might go see Chris tomorrow seeing as he's housebound which must be rather boring i'd imagine.
Night-Hawk is officially all partied out for this week...