I SAVED MY MONEY!!!! AIN'T SHE PRETTY!!!!

[xuntiloctoberx]

My birthday was bitchin'. Went to the union with Danny an hour before our lecture and some other engineering folk joined for pool and a wee swally, was nice. Then big Findlay got in aboot us for a few hours. Had another hour to waste so went back over to the union for more pool and swallys, Danny owned paki tits which he is very happy about. Had a wee tutorial with the love of my life, Dr. Ian Mckenzie, then got Brady and Ross over at the union for another quick pint, then hopped up to Glesgae on a train which we had to fucking pay for. FUCK! how good are the toilets in central? fuck sake, I thought they would be the stinkiest shittiest toilets out there, but they are fuckin gorgeous! they even have those fancy dyson hand dryers that are the only ones in the world that actually dry your hands, was well worth my 30p anyway. We broke in Brady's subway virginity, I think he was scared by the loud noises and stinky carriages. aww bless. Got to Ki Pi's and drank cider and bantered to the high heavens, fuckin bigshot buirds with his wee sleeveless top and fancy shirt. played the ring of fire, was a good LAWL. Was rather sozzled by the time we plopped into the taxi, I shouted at people out of the window much to the dismay of the driver. From then on in it was just non stop banter and booze, I remember talking to an American guy outside for like an hour about how good scotland is haha, and I also remember a pile up on Joe, I also remember A LOT of stella bottle popping going on, losing my keys briefly, THRICE!!!, Joe getting thrown out, me phoning pretty much everyone on my phone, trying to dry hump some of those fake police people you get, they were trying to be all confrontational asking if I have a problem, think I told them I had a lot of problems and they left me alone, I also remember talking to a tonne of people outside, including the binmen who were taking away all the big skips of bottles etc, I then remember falling over a concrete seat and staying in that awkward position for a while, then meeting some ranom folk, one of which turned out to be a second year civil engineering student which was good. Got a scooby snack then staggered home making a right arse of eating it. We got in the flat, I had like half a spliff, and it's all downhill from there, I became an absolute giggling wreck, I was so incredibly happy, yet at the same time, had no idea what was going on. I remember finding Brady hilariously funny. I spewed out some SOLID sick which was rank cause it wouldn't all come out so i'd have to swallow most of it down again yuckkkkkkkkk, eventually I passed out on the floor next to Ross and Brady, woke up with a dead arm when Taylor was leaving for work, went into KP's room with a quilt and felt soooo fuckin' comfortable but couldn't sleep cause everyone was being annoying and talking, then I realized that it's usually me that's being annoying in the morning when everyone wants to sleep. Chris and Gill made me some AWFUL coffee, and I finally stood up....then lay down again because my head was going to explode. Got up again and made it to Chris's car, then drove to sizzle. The sizzle definetly helped my hangover hugely, but I still felt hungover 'til like 11pm last night when I went to bed. Had a bitchin' sleep, I feel jammin' now, but i'm working at 5 which is pure bawhum, na meen?

I crammed all my thermal physics and waves notes onto 2 double sided A4 sheets, well chuffed with that. First important test tomorrow, confident but.

Catty tomorrow I hope, few people have said they can't make it but hopefully they'll change their minds, I may go easy on the booze...