May 18, 2009 00:04
Star Trek can be summed up in two words: LENS FLARE
I don't think there were more than 10 uninterrupted seconds of this film that didn't have a big fucking obnoxious source-less lens flare.
There was also the scene in the bar in Iowa that annoyed the FUCK out of me, the conversation between Kirk and Barnett?(probably not). It looked like the camera operator had the head locked down but goddammit he was going to reframe constantly for no reason. Jumpy shitty camera movement on the shot of Kirk and the match shot of the other dude. No rhyme or reason to it, just obnoxious camera movement for no reason.
Hollywood, work up some new IP or I will continue to have no faith in you forever.
In other news, I still feel like immolating myself.