He was asking for it.
Because, you know, I don't have enough fucking shit to do around here - sure, here's another prompt table that I will get half way through before I give up. No, no, Seriously I am for reals this time guys, Alexander Scott, I do adore you, let's smooch. This table is for 30_wounds Which is perfect for a spy.
1. 'It's just a flesh wound'
2. Sharp tongue
3. Killing blow
4. Take it like a man
5. Catscratches
6. Die for you
7. Sadomasochism
8. Whipped
9. Black and blue
10. Hospital
11. Bandages
12. 'This hurts me more than it hurts you'
13. If looks could kill
14. Last one standing
15. Worth dying for
16. 'You're bleeding'
17. 'I fell down some stairs'
18. Kiss it better
19. Go down in flames
20. Infection
21. Accept defeat
22. Let me see your scars
23. Bloodstains
24. Stabbed in the back
25. Will to live
26. Die by your hand
27. Battle fatigue
28. Papercut
29. Drunken brawl
30. Heal
1. 'It's just a flesh wound'
2. Sharp tongue
3. Killing blow
4. Take it like a man
5. Catscratches
6. Die for you
7. Sadomasochism
8. Whipped
9. Black and blue
10. Hospital
11. Bandages
12. 'This hurts me more than it hurts you'
13. If looks could kill
14. Last one standing
15. Worth dying for
16. 'You're bleeding'
17. 'I fell down some stairs'
18. Kiss it better
19. Go down in flames
20. Infection
21. Accept defeat
22. Let me see your scars
23. Bloodstains
24. Stabbed in the back
25. Will to live
26. Die by your hand
27. Battle fatigue
28. Papercut
29. Drunken brawl
30. Heal