The Night of the Storm (II)

Oct 17, 2007 23:03

Title:  The Night of the Storm II
Author:  Willima Tell and his Overture
Theme/set:  SVU: 12 Ridicule
Rating:  PG-13 (bad wordsies)
Claim + Additional characters:  Olivia Benson + Elliot Stabler
Warning:  There is no real warning, there are some naughty words, so be careful reading okay?  Don't want you to get a potty mouth!
Summery:   When we last ( Read more... )

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anonymous October 18 2007, 04:19:43 UTC
Olivia Benson = not emo.

Nicely done.

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heyuwiththeface October 18 2007, 04:20:43 UTC
LJ can suck it. I was signed in up there. it even let me pick an icon.

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xunforgivenx October 18 2007, 04:26:05 UTC
OMG! HOW DARE YOU?! OLIVIA BENSON IS A BITCH AND DICK WOLF AND I CAN ROT IN HELL FOR SUGGESTING AS SUCH.

I TYPE IN ALL CAPS SO THAT MEANS THIS IS SRS BZNESS.

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heyuwiththeface October 18 2007, 04:33:53 UTC
TYPING IN ALL CAPS?! I CAN DO THAT TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OLIVIA BENSON ALSO HAS STUPID HAIR, AND ELLIOT IS CLEARLY TRYING TO MASK THE FACT THAT HE IS BALD BY PROCREATING.

WHY THE HELL IS THAT SHOW ALWAYS ABOUT RAPE ANYWAY!!?!?!?!?!!

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xunforgivenx October 18 2007, 04:36:59 UTC
ONLY SERIOUS PEOPLE TALK IN CAPS LOCKS!

OLIVIA BENSON NEEDS TO GET NAKED WITH ELLIOT, AND KATHY NEEDS TO HAVE AN ABORTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT REAL WOMEN DO. IT'S OBV THAT HE'S GOT THE HOTS FOR LIV. FOR REALS.

I DON'T KNOW BUT I THINK ITS FUCKING STUPID AND I WILL NOW SPOUT MY OPINION LOUDLY AND PROUDLY. LISTEN TO ME BECAUSE I KNOW ALL ABOUT THIS KIND OF STUFF.

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heyuwiththeface October 18 2007, 04:40:49 UTC
CLEARLY, WE ARE THE MOST SERIOUS OF THE SERIOUS PEOPLE. WE SHOULD GET MEDALS FOR HOW SERIOUS WE FUCKING ARE.

IF OLIVIA BENSON GOT NAKED WITH ELLIOT, THE SHOW WOULD TAKE A DOWNTURN. OLIVIA NEEDS TO SLEEP WITH CASEY, BUT CALL HER ALEX BY ACCIDENT, WHICH WILL MAKE CASEY START PUNCHING RANDOM WITNESSES.

CATHOLICS DON'T GET ABORTIONS.

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xunforgivenx October 18 2007, 04:44:56 UTC
I HAVE A SERIOUS MEDAL FOR OUR SERIOUS BUZNESS.

THE WORLD WOULD EXPLODE IF ELLIOT AND LIV GOT NEKKID - SO LIV IS CLEARLY A LESBIAN. LIV'S MOM IS CLEARLY NOT DEAD EITHER SO SHE SHOULD COME BACK AS A RAPED ZOMBIE TO MAKE THE SHOW MORE CREDIBLE.

CASEY SHOULD GO AROUND PUNCHING RANDOM FANS. CLEARLY.

IF THEY ARE GOOD CATHOLICS THEY DO.

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heyuwiththeface October 18 2007, 04:49:50 UTC
WHAT THE HELL IS A SERIOUS MEDAL? I THINK YOU ARE FULL OF CRAP, SENATOR.

THE WORLD WOULD EXPLODE, AND FANS WOULD CEASE TO JERK OFF ABOUT WHAT THEY THINK IT WOULD BE LIKE. LIV IS CLEARLY AT LEAST A BISEXUAL, AND HER MOTHER IS DEFINITELY A ZOMBIE. A DRUNK, RAPED ZOMBIE.

GOOD CATHOLICS WEAR A CONDOM.

CASEY DOES PUNCH RANDOM FANS. I HAVE WITNESSED THIS.

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xunforgivenx October 18 2007, 04:55:43 UTC
CLEARLY YOU ARE A COMMUNIST AND THEREFORE DON'T GET A SERIOUS MEDAL. FOO'

LAW AND ORDER FANS DON'T JERK OFF, THEY RUB THEMSELVES AGAINST CRIMINAL JUSTICE BOOKS AND DVD BOX SETS OF SVU. CLEARLY YOU ARE NOT A TRUE SVU FAN.

THAT FALLS DOWN STAIRS A LOT.

GOOD CATHOLICS PULL OUT, BECAUSE YOU CAN'T FEEL ANYTHING THROUGH A CONDOM.

AS SHE SHOULD. WE ALL SUCK DICK. NOT WOLF.

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heyuwiththeface October 18 2007, 04:59:23 UTC
ACTUALLY, IF YOU WERE CHECKING YOUR FACTS, YOU WOULD KNOW I WAS A FASCIST. COMMUNISTS ARE DIRTY HIPPIES.

I JUST SAID I WAS JERKING OFF, I NEVER SAID WITH WHAT.

ZOMBIES ALWAYS FALL DOWN THE STAIRS. THE DRUNKENNESS ACTUALLY WORKS THE OPPOSITE AND THEY CAN WALK NORMAL. IT JUST MAKES THEM MORE HUNGRY FOR TEH BRAINZ.

GOOD CATHOLICS ARE FUCKING LOSERS.

SUCKING WOLF MAKES YOU GET HAIRS BETWEEN YOUR TEETHS

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xunforgivenx October 18 2007, 05:01:42 UTC
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

there is nothing else. We are too cool for school.

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heyuwiththeface October 18 2007, 05:03:20 UTC
yes. may the earth not explode come friday night when i get there if this is any indication.

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