Title: The Night of the Storm II
Author: Willima Tell and his Overture
Theme/set: SVU: 12 Ridicule
Rating: PG-13 (bad wordsies)
Claim + Additional characters: Olivia Benson + Elliot Stabler
Warning: There is no real warning, there are some naughty words, so be careful reading okay? Don't want you to get a potty mouth!
Summery: When we last
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Nicely done.
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I TYPE IN ALL CAPS SO THAT MEANS THIS IS SRS BZNESS.
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OLIVIA BENSON ALSO HAS STUPID HAIR, AND ELLIOT IS CLEARLY TRYING TO MASK THE FACT THAT HE IS BALD BY PROCREATING.
WHY THE HELL IS THAT SHOW ALWAYS ABOUT RAPE ANYWAY!!?!?!?!?!!
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OLIVIA BENSON NEEDS TO GET NAKED WITH ELLIOT, AND KATHY NEEDS TO HAVE AN ABORTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT REAL WOMEN DO. IT'S OBV THAT HE'S GOT THE HOTS FOR LIV. FOR REALS.
I DON'T KNOW BUT I THINK ITS FUCKING STUPID AND I WILL NOW SPOUT MY OPINION LOUDLY AND PROUDLY. LISTEN TO ME BECAUSE I KNOW ALL ABOUT THIS KIND OF STUFF.
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IF OLIVIA BENSON GOT NAKED WITH ELLIOT, THE SHOW WOULD TAKE A DOWNTURN. OLIVIA NEEDS TO SLEEP WITH CASEY, BUT CALL HER ALEX BY ACCIDENT, WHICH WILL MAKE CASEY START PUNCHING RANDOM WITNESSES.
CATHOLICS DON'T GET ABORTIONS.
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THE WORLD WOULD EXPLODE IF ELLIOT AND LIV GOT NEKKID - SO LIV IS CLEARLY A LESBIAN. LIV'S MOM IS CLEARLY NOT DEAD EITHER SO SHE SHOULD COME BACK AS A RAPED ZOMBIE TO MAKE THE SHOW MORE CREDIBLE.
CASEY SHOULD GO AROUND PUNCHING RANDOM FANS. CLEARLY.
IF THEY ARE GOOD CATHOLICS THEY DO.
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THE WORLD WOULD EXPLODE, AND FANS WOULD CEASE TO JERK OFF ABOUT WHAT THEY THINK IT WOULD BE LIKE. LIV IS CLEARLY AT LEAST A BISEXUAL, AND HER MOTHER IS DEFINITELY A ZOMBIE. A DRUNK, RAPED ZOMBIE.
GOOD CATHOLICS WEAR A CONDOM.
CASEY DOES PUNCH RANDOM FANS. I HAVE WITNESSED THIS.
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LAW AND ORDER FANS DON'T JERK OFF, THEY RUB THEMSELVES AGAINST CRIMINAL JUSTICE BOOKS AND DVD BOX SETS OF SVU. CLEARLY YOU ARE NOT A TRUE SVU FAN.
THAT FALLS DOWN STAIRS A LOT.
GOOD CATHOLICS PULL OUT, BECAUSE YOU CAN'T FEEL ANYTHING THROUGH A CONDOM.
AS SHE SHOULD. WE ALL SUCK DICK. NOT WOLF.
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I JUST SAID I WAS JERKING OFF, I NEVER SAID WITH WHAT.
ZOMBIES ALWAYS FALL DOWN THE STAIRS. THE DRUNKENNESS ACTUALLY WORKS THE OPPOSITE AND THEY CAN WALK NORMAL. IT JUST MAKES THEM MORE HUNGRY FOR TEH BRAINZ.
GOOD CATHOLICS ARE FUCKING LOSERS.
SUCKING WOLF MAKES YOU GET HAIRS BETWEEN YOUR TEETHS
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there is nothing else. We are too cool for school.
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