Oct 21, 2006 13:24
watfg: no, i still dont like aids
danceazcdo: hahahahaa
danceazcdo: its not that bad
danceazcdo: i mean i got it from the different end of the spectrum....dated a heroin junkie
danceazcdo: but its not bad
watfg: so you have aids, and still wont let me get in them guts?!
watfg: you just let me know when you are desperate...
danceazcdo: maybe if u didnt call it 'gettin in them guts'
watfg: ok, how about this one...
you have aids, and still wont let me thrust my man-rod into your juicebox of passion?!
danceazcdo: eeww
danceazcdo: i just puked
watfg: hahahhah
danceazcdo: i should keep u around
danceazcdo: instant bulimia
danceazcdo: ill lose so much weight
watfg: pssh, you think thats bad, ive already got your diet plan mapped out
danceazcdo: im so fat
danceazcdo: im losing 15-20 lbs
watfg: wake up in the morning to my sweaty, hairy, naked body thrusting deep inside your freshly awakened being. while you puke into the bathtub, i take my morning shit, and make you inspect it for any signs of ulcers. as a lunch substitute, you will recieve many oral protein injections. and for cardio after cooking me dinner you cry yourself hysterically asleep, all the while anxiously awaiting the opportunity to relive yesterdays horrors, and try to outproform yourself so you can get a gold star for the day.
watfg: hahaha, i sure do fucking rule...
danceazcdo: hHAHHA
danceazcdo: omg dreww
watfg: i think this is going to have to go into my LJ...
danceazcdo: hahahaha
danceazcdo: u still use ur LJ?
watfg: and you arent fat.
watfg: no, but this is LJ worthy!