▸ v ✘ phone ◂

[xuffasch]

| phone ➞ entirely unfiltered |

( Damian is between stages 4 and 5 for the purposes of this post, though the nature of his secrets his making him panic a bit. However, compelled to blurt things out as he is, he's still trying to protect the big secrets. It's not going terribly well. )Honestly, I don’t know why I ever bother talking to you people,

Comments

Phone

[thief_of_truth]

Whoa, whoa, think about what you're saying! You'll get arrested and killed!

[xuffasch]

I fail to see how that's relevant.

[thief_of_truth]

You don't care if you die?

[xuffasch]

Here it's rather impermanent, isn't it?

[thief_of_truth]

It still hurts a lot, you know. I've been killed three times.

[xuffasch]

I'm a bit harder to do away with than most.

[thief_of_truth]

Well, yeah, I guess so. Since you're like a real ninja and everything.

[xuffasch]

( oh right, truth. )

I'm decidedly more than a common ninja.

[thief_of_truth]

Really? What are you, then? I mean, I really am just a thief, but you've definitely got something special going on!

[xuffasch]

I'm a costumed vigilante who stalks the night.

Goddamnit.

[thief_of_truth]

A superhero? Oh man, really? I knew one of those once! His name was Peter Parker, but he was actually Spider-Man! Pretty cool, right?

[xuffasch]

Spiders? What a ridiculous mascot.

[thief_of_truth]

Well, it's because he could shoot webs out of his hands and jump around and cling to walls and stuff. I saw him do it once! It was really cool. I wish I had superpowers or something. I get really jealous of all the other people in town with special abilities, because all I have is Little Thief. Which is cool, don't get me wrong, but sometimes I think it'd be nice if I could fly or teleport or something.

[xuffasch]

Powers aren't necessary. They can be just as much a detriment as an asset.

[thief_of_truth]

Don't you have any?

[xuffasch]

Of course not. I'm not some alien or meta or something.