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[xuffasch]

| action ➞ the park ; mid-morning |

( It’s just your normal, average day at the park, right? Well, to an extent. If you’re especially perceptive, you might notice a small, dark haired boy in one corner of the park, looking up at the branches of a tall tree. )

How the hell did you even manage to get yourself up there?

( He scowls. Damian is, in

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[poisonivyforyou]

[To say Ivy is amused would be an understatement]

Be careful or you'll hurt it.

[...She's talking about the tree, not the cat.]

[xuffasch]

( Oh. Well, isn't this embarrassing. Damian's response is to glare at her viciously. )

I'm almost entirely certain it'll live.

[poisonivyforyou]

[That only gets a smile back]

Go on then. Don't mind me staring.

[xuffasch]

If you're going to be useless, just leave.

[poisonivyforyou]

I am providing you of much needed supervision.

[aka: come down and make me.]

[xuffasch]

( Flip, flip--ten seconds flat, and he's back on the ground. And glaring at her. )

Somehow I doubt your ability to provide such supervision.

[poisonivyforyou]

What I doubt if ability to care about your opinion, little Wayne.

[She looks up at the tree again] You didn't hurt it, did you?

[xuffasch]

And yet you're the one still standing here.

( You know what? Just for that he's going to kick the tree. Hard. )

...oops, would it be ok for Ivy to kiss Dam to mindcontrol him?

[poisonivyforyou]

[Oh.

No.

You didn't.]

You have exactly 15 seconds to apologize.

hahahah sure!

[xuffasch]

Am I supposed to believe you're going to make me, Ivy?

[poisonivyforyou]

It's Poison Ivy for you, kid.

[She grabs his sleeves to push him closer]

And you do not play with poison. [She leans for a kiss.]

[xuffasch]

What the hell do you think you're doing, harlo--

( he is not quick enough to get away from her, however. )

[poisonivyforyou]

[She quickly pulls away, just a few seconds to make sure the venom works its wonders. If what he's told her about himself is true, he could easily kill her if he so wanted, specially standing this close.

Still worth it, the tree must be avenged.]

...Can you hear me, kid?

[xuffasch]

Obviously. ( You're only like a foot away... )

[poisonivyforyou]

[She laughs] Good boy.

Now... I really think you should apologize.

[xuffasch]

You want me to apologize to a tree.

( not exactly saying no, though... )