Google the phrase "(Your name) looks like" and find the best ones from the first page of results. DON'T FORGET TO PUT IT IN QUOTES, otherwise it won't work:
"Brooke looks like any other baby girl. But in fact, she's 12 years old."
"Brooke looks like a cheap hooker. Her face is pale while her body is tan ..."
"Brooke looks like a corner store tramp :(."
"Brooke looks like she's about to ask "Who wants their turn?" and saunter upstairs."
"Brooke looks like her mother....OLD AND WORN OUT....what's up with THAT??!"
Anyway, that's really me, ahaha, hopefully not old and worn out ... but we could saunter upstairs, ahaha. Fun stuff.
How's everyone?
xox