Dwayne's back in town!
[17:49] ArchonAldaris: Cough, lets say I consumed, on thursday, and amount of hallucigenic mushroom that I already knew was too much, in an effort to achieve true hallucinations.
[17:49] crow529: lol
[17:50] crow529: Well, go on. =p
[17:50] ArchonAldaris: This is a bad story, because I went to sleep while hopped on on the shrooms, I should not have done this, and I knew I shouldn't have done this, but I was alone at the time (Dan was also tripping but we separated to listen to our respective favorite music).
[17:51] crow529: So, you were alone because you chose to be alone
[17:51] ArchonAldaris: Anywho, while alseep, I according to witnesses, jumped off of my three story balcony.
[17:51] crow529: ...
[17:51] crow529: You okay?
[17:51] ArchonAldaris: Yeah,
[17:52] ArchonAldaris: But, Melrose busted into my apartment, and found Dan's cultivation set, and he was sent to jail.
[17:52] crow529: =/
[17:52] crow529: Damn...
[17:52] ArchonAldaris: He's out now, on bail, and might make it through without going to prison.
[17:52] crow529: Good
[17:53] ArchonAldaris: But I, Dan, Marcus, and indeed most people in building 20 have been kicked out of thier apartment.,
[17:53] crow529: That blows. =/
[17:53] ArchonAldaris: So, I have essentially fucked myself out of college this year, and next.
[17:53] crow529: =(
[17:53] ArchonAldaris: 6grams was way too much.
[17:53] crow529: Yeah...
[17:53] ArchonAldaris: I'm taking it in stride.
[17:54] ArchonAldaris: Anyway, the injuries.
[17:54] crow529: *Nods*
[17:54] ArchonAldaris: Fractured rib and pelvis, and strained (not sprained) ankle.
[17:54] ArchonAldaris: The fractures are so minor I can't even feel them pain killers or no.
[17:54] crow529: Good
[17:54] crow529: It could have been much worse
[17:55] ArchonAldaris: However, lol, the fracture in the pelvis caused/causing internal bleeding in my groin.
[17:55] crow529: They amputated your penis, didnt they?
[17:55] ArchonAldaris: My scrotum filled up with blood, crunching my testisticals.
[17:55] crow529: Oh man
[17:56] ArchonAldaris: Testicles are fine, since they get thier nutrition from a different artery.
[17:56] crow529: Oh man, congrats. That's luck for ya.
[17:56] ArchonAldaris: My perinum (space between anus and sctotum) is also bruised. (they call the scrotum swelling a bruise).
Yes, he's okay. PJ assured me that he was perfectly capable of walking around and being a lively person. But the story was just too damn funny not to share with others. Damn I've missed Dwayne.
[17:49] crow529: lol
[17:50] crow529: Well, go on. =p
[17:50] ArchonAldaris: This is a bad story, because I went to sleep while hopped on on the shrooms, I should not have done this, and I knew I shouldn't have done this, but I was alone at the time (Dan was also tripping but we separated to listen to our respective favorite music).
[17:51] crow529: So, you were alone because you chose to be alone
[17:51] ArchonAldaris: Anywho, while alseep, I according to witnesses, jumped off of my three story balcony.
[17:51] crow529: ...
[17:51] crow529: You okay?
[17:51] ArchonAldaris: Yeah,
[17:52] ArchonAldaris: But, Melrose busted into my apartment, and found Dan's cultivation set, and he was sent to jail.
[17:52] crow529: =/
[17:52] crow529: Damn...
[17:52] ArchonAldaris: He's out now, on bail, and might make it through without going to prison.
[17:52] crow529: Good
[17:53] ArchonAldaris: But I, Dan, Marcus, and indeed most people in building 20 have been kicked out of thier apartment.,
[17:53] crow529: That blows. =/
[17:53] ArchonAldaris: So, I have essentially fucked myself out of college this year, and next.
[17:53] crow529: =(
[17:53] ArchonAldaris: 6grams was way too much.
[17:53] crow529: Yeah...
[17:53] ArchonAldaris: I'm taking it in stride.
[17:54] ArchonAldaris: Anyway, the injuries.
[17:54] crow529: *Nods*
[17:54] ArchonAldaris: Fractured rib and pelvis, and strained (not sprained) ankle.
[17:54] ArchonAldaris: The fractures are so minor I can't even feel them pain killers or no.
[17:54] crow529: Good
[17:54] crow529: It could have been much worse
[17:55] ArchonAldaris: However, lol, the fracture in the pelvis caused/causing internal bleeding in my groin.
[17:55] crow529: They amputated your penis, didnt they?
[17:55] ArchonAldaris: My scrotum filled up with blood, crunching my testisticals.
[17:55] crow529: Oh man
[17:56] ArchonAldaris: Testicles are fine, since they get thier nutrition from a different artery.
[17:56] crow529: Oh man, congrats. That's luck for ya.
[17:56] ArchonAldaris: My perinum (space between anus and sctotum) is also bruised. (they call the scrotum swelling a bruise).
Yes, he's okay. PJ assured me that he was perfectly capable of walking around and being a lively person. But the story was just too damn funny not to share with others. Damn I've missed Dwayne.