Best Work Day Ever
So today at work I got fed by three different groups of people, made ten dollars on the side as tips, and had three shots of rum, one shot of tequila, and three beers. As of tonight, I fucking love my job. And tomorrow I've got a group of people that are going to cook me up a steak dinner with a baked potatoe and anything I could possibly want to drink. I earn $8 an hour to do this shit.