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~~~~~349 Have You Ever Questions~~~~~~~Have You Ever...Made up your own theory about the existance of God?:Yes Stopped believing in God?:No Participated in a protest of any kind?:No Gone to summer camp?:Yes Betrayed a friend?:Yes Made a perverted snowman?:Yes Run around in your bathing suit during winter?:*Florida Gone outside in your bathing suit during winter?:*Florida Done the splits?:No Picked flowers from other people's lawns?:Yes Been grounded?:Yes Had a conversation with yourself?:Yes Fallen asleep at school?:Yes (Please don't make me say yes for every time it happened) Lied to a doctor?:No Been to a slumber party?:Yes Been to a co-ed slumber party?:Yes Had a pillow fight?:Yes Lied about your age on the internet?:No Lied about your age in real life?:No, noone seems to think I look my age anyway. Cursed directly at a teacher?:Yes Cursed indirectly at a teacher?:Yes Cursed in front of a teacher?:Yes Cursed in front of your parents?:Yes Cursed at your parents?:Yes Cursed at a friend?:Yes Cursed at stranger?:Yes Cussed somebody out?:Yes Cried in front of a teacher?:Yes Cried in public?:Yes Cried in front of a friend?:Yes Done drugs?:Yes Sniffed a permanent marker to get a mini-high?:No Had sex?:Yes Smoked?:Yes Had alcohol? :Yes Been drunk?:Yes Been drunk driving?:Yes Been arrested?:No Gotten a ticket?:Yes Made a prank call?:Yes Made a prank call to a friend?:Yes Superglued coins to the floor of the mall?:No Stolen something from a friend?:Not intentionally Stolen something from a store?:Yes Gotten caught for stealing?:No Said a racist comment and meant it?:Yes Doubted your sexuality?:No Lied to a teacher?:Yes Thought about suicide?:Yes Considered suicide?:Yes Attempted suicide?:Yes Hated yourself?:Yes Cut/hurt yourself intentionally?:Yes Given the finger to somebody?:Yes Give the finger to a stranger?:Yes Been to a concert?:Yes Been in a mosh pit?:Yes Been stage diving/crowd surfing?:Yes Headbanged?:Yes Copied someone else�s homework?:Yes Copied off somebody on a test?:Yes Cheated on a test?:Yes Cheated on a homework/assignment?:Yes Gotten detention?:Yes Cut class?:Yes Played hookie?:Yes Faked sick?:Yes Been suspended?:No Been expelled?:No Been to the principles office?:Yes Failed a test?:Yes Failed a class?:Yes Failed a grade?:Not unless you're counting TK-1 as a failure Been in a car accident?:Yes Spit in somebody�s food?:Yes Spit on someone?:Yes Bitten somebody?:Yes Been spit on?:Yes Been bitten?:Yes Gotten in a fist fight?:Yes Slapped someone?:Yes Hit someone?:Yes Kicked a guy in the balls?:Yes Broken a bone?:Yes Gotten stitches?:Yes Had an injury where you should have gotten stitches but you didn�t?:No Eaten dog/cat food?:No Written graffiti?:No Written on the walls of a bathroom?:No Stayed up all night?:Yes Eaten half a pint of ice cream in one sitting?:Yes Been kicked out of a store?:Yes Read someone�s diary?:Yes Stapled your finger?:No Eaten a bug?:The average person will swallow something like 3.5 cockroaches in their lifetime Peed your pants at school?:No Crapped your pants in public?:No Watched porn?:Yes Stripped?:Every Night Stripped on camera?:No Been ice skating?:Yes Been rollerblading?:Yes Been skiing?:Yes Been tubing?:Yes Snuck out of the house?:Yes Walked along a highway?:Yes Gotten lost in the woods/path/random place?:Yes Walked through the woods to see where you would end up?:Yes Been on the roof?:Yes Dyed your hair?:Yes Cut your own hair?:Yes Have a friend cut your hair?:Yes Shaved your head?:Almost Had surgery?:Yes Been life-threatningly sick?:No Been to Disney world?:Yes Been to Disney land?:No Been out of the state?:Yes Been to more than five states?:Yes Been to more than ten states?:Yes Been out of the country?:No Lived in another state?:No Lived in another country?:No Lived in another continent?:No Been to a wedding?:Yes Been to a funeral?:Yes Been to the beach?:Yes Been snorkeling?:Yes Been scoobadiving?:No Seen tropical fish (not in captivity)?:Yes Seen wild dolphins (not in captivity)?:Yes Seen a whale (not in captivity)?:No Seen a shark (not in captivity)?:Yes touched a shark?:Yes Been on a private beach?:Yes Been to a nude beach?:No Surfed?:No Swam in the ocean?:Yes Swam so far in the ocean you couldn�t touch the ground at all?:Yes Swam so far in the ocean you were a long way away from the shore?:No Watched the sun go down?:Yes Climbed a pile of boulders just to say, "I'M THE KIND OF THE WORLD!"?:No Been on a roller coaster?:Yes Been on an upside-down roller coaster?:Yes Thrown up on a roller coaster?:No Been hiking?:Yes Been to the top of a mountain?:Yes Been pooped on by a bird?:Yes Been unconscious?:Yes Fainted?:Yes Been called a bitch?:Yes Been called a whore/slut?:Yes Laughed so hard you cried?:Yes Laughed so hard something came out your nose?:Yes Laughed so hard you peed your pants?:No Sung in the shower?:Yes Sung into a hair brush?:No Sung in front of friends/family?:Yes Sung in public?:Yes Sung at a show of any form?:No Danced in your underwear?:No Danced in your underwear in front of someone else?:No Danced in public?:Yes Danced in a show/recital?:No Run around with underwear on your head?:Yes Walked into a wall?:Yes Walked into a pole?:Yes Had a long-distance relationship?:No Had an online gf bf?:No Had online sex?:No Not taken a shower for a week?:Yes, but you already asked me if I went to summer camp. Loved somebody?:Yes Gotten your heart broken?:Yes Had a crush?:Yes Had a crush on someone older than you?:No Had a crush on someone 10+ years older than you?:No Had a celebrity crush?:Yes Taped a kick me sign on someone�s back?:No Made fun of someone to fit In?:Yes Called someone fat?:Yes Been called fat?:Yes Been called anorexic?:Yes Been made fun of?:Yes Been talked about badly behind your back?:Yes Been talked about badly behind your back by a friend?:Yes Stayed up all night long?:Yes Cried in public?:Yes Tripped in public?:Yes Farted loudly in public?:Yes Been in a play?:Yes Been in a commercial?:No Been on TV?:No Been on the newspaper?:Yes Been on the radio?:Yes Been in a movie?:No Met someone semi-famous?:Yes Flirted with someone semi-famous?:No Slept with a rock star?:No Screamed in public?:Yes Worn something weird in public?:Yes Ate something off the ground ignoring the 10 second rule?:Yes Licked a wall?:No Licked the ground?:No Licked someone?:Yes Hit a parked car?:Yes Gotten your tounge stuck on something cold?:Yes Stuffed something up your nose?:Tissue Put something in your pants?:Yes Walked in the rain?:Yes Played in the rain?:Yes Danced In the rain?:No Danced in the rain in public?:No Watched a meteor shower?:Yes Wished upon a star?:Yes Stolen someone�s underwear?:No Worn someone else�s underwear?:Yes Gotten a wedgie in public?:Yes Given a wegie in public?:Yes Blamed someone for one of your farts?:No Eaten something alive?:Yes Faked an accent and seriously pretend that you had that accent?:No Made up a language?:No Pretended to speak some random language in public even though you didn't?:No Made up a fake identity when you meet someone?:No Given a lap dance?:No Had someone give you a lap dance?:Yes Lied about past experiences?:Yes Exaggerated past experiences?:Yes Streaked?:Yes Skinny dipped?:Yes Been pantsed?:Yes Gone swimming with your clothes on?:Yes Mooned someone?:Yes Been mooned?:Yes Flashed someone?:Yes Been flashed?:Yes Seen a dead person?:Yes Prank phone called someone?:Yes Been to a fortune teller?:No Peed in a pool?:Yes Peed in a shower?:Yes Peed in a public pool?:Yes Peed in a public shower?:No Been camping?:Yes Been camping in a tent?:Yes Been camping in the middle of nowhere?:Yes Slept under the stars?:Yes Been around a campfire?:Yes Made a campfire?:Yes Burnt things because you were bored?:Yes Accidentally hurt yourself while burning something?:Yes Sat in the middle of the rode?:Yes Dressed up as a superhero?:Yes Worn a tie?:Yes Lied to a doctor?:No Broken the law?:Yes Fallen asleep in class?:Yes Been to a club?:Yes Been to a strip club?:Yes Been to a bar?:Yes Been to a gay bar?:Yes Ridden in a taxi?:No Ridden on the subway?:Yes Ridden on a public bus?:Yes Ridden on a train?:No Ridden on a boat?:Yes Ridden on an airplane?:Yes Jumped off a bridge?:No Jumped off the roof?:No Stuck gum under the table?:Yes Had a pet?:Yes Had an exotic pet?:No Accidentally killed a pet?:Yes Killed a pet on purpose?:No Run over an animal?:Yes Written a poem?:Yes Written a song?:No Written a story?:Yes Shown someone any of the above?:Yes Read it out loud to a group of strangers?:Yes Won something for it?:No Got a trophy for it?:No Gotten a trophy at all?:Not one that was actually earned Looked back on whatever you wrote years later and thought it sucked?:Yes Played an instrument?:Yes Known two languages fluently?:No Known 3+ languages fluently?:No Fallen in front of a lot of people?:Yes Had a dream?:Yes Had a dream that foretold the future?:No Had a dream in black and white?:Yes Had a nightmare?:Yes Had a nightmare that after having you couldn�t go back to sleep?:Yes Watched a scary movie?:Yes Watched a scary movie then not been able to sleep?:No Told a scary story?:Yes Told a scary story and successfully scared someone?:Yes Spent the night at a haunted house?:No Seen a ghost?:No Seen a UFO?:No Written someone a nasty letter?:Yes Written anyone a letter?:Yes Made someone cry?:Yes Made someone cry from laughter?:Yes Made your parents cry?:Yes Gotten a piercing?:Yes Gotten a tattoo?:No Jumped into a giant pile of leaves?:Yes Been in a food fight?:Yes talked to yourself on AIM?:Yes Talked to a random person on AIM pretending you were someone else?:Yes Talked to a random person on AIM?:Yes Had an online friend?:Yes Been to the hospital?:Yes Set off fireworks/crackers?:Yes Screamed HAPPY NEW YEARS loudly at midnight?:Yes Screamed Happy New Years,Happy Bday, etc, really loudly even if it wasn't?:No Been inside the bathroom of the opposite sex?:Yes Used the bathroom of the opposite sex?:Yes Made faces at passing cars?:Yes Waved at passing cars?:Yes Done stupid things for passing cars?:Yes Made a truck driver honk his horn?:Yes Watched an R rated movie?:Yes Watched an X rated movie?:Yes Watched a movie your parents didn�t want you to watch?:Yes Ridden a horse?:Yes Eaten testicle of anything?:No Eaten something that your friends prepared?:Yes Eaten dirt?:Yes Eaten paper?:Yes Been in a band?:Yes Played in the mud?:Yes Gone to sleep with socks on?:Yes Gone to sleep in your clothes?:Yes Gone to sleep wearing nothing but a large shirt and underwear?:Yes Gone to sleep naked?:Yes, it's comfy. Slept in a bed with someone of the same sex (not in your family)?:Yes Slept in a bed with someone of the opposite sex (not in your family)?:Yes Made your own clothes?:No Worn your own clothes?:Whose else would I be wearing normally? Sold/Bought something off Ebay?:Yes done something embarrassing in public for attention?:Yes Peed behind a tree/bush?:Yes Talked to a stranger?:Yes Ridden on a motorcycle?:Yes Ridden on an ATV?:Yes Gotten straight A�s?:Yes Take this survey | Find more surveys
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I was going to comment on something here... but I lost it. Happy day!