......
...I need to start going to bed earlier, before more stuff like this happens...
relyk snave (3:44:18 AM): oh god, i just saw a commercial for a Chia cat grass thing
relyk snave (3:44:25 AM): i know what somebody is getting for xmas
ShioriTiger (3:44:46 AM): ...you're gonna get me a grass cat?
relyk snave (3:44:55 AM): no...its cat grass
relyk snave (3:45:01 AM): cats eat it
ShioriTiger (3:45:10 AM): ...what?
relyk snave (3:45:17 AM): its a chia pet
relyk snave (3:45:19 AM): with grass
relyk snave (3:45:21 AM): that cats eat
ShioriTiger (3:45:35 AM): ...aren't most chia pets grass?
relyk snave (3:45:47 AM): but this is apparently a special one!
ShioriTiger (3:46:00 AM): ...you're a special one
relyk snave (3:46:07 AM): mmmm, ouch
ShioriTiger (3:46:22 AM): a chia pet would be awesome...right up there with a pet rock
ShioriTiger (3:46:49 AM): http://www1.shopping.com/xPC-Chia-Cat-Grass-Planter-507419
ShioriTiger (3:46:52 AM): like that thing??
relyk snave (3:46:51 AM): the thought had crossed my mind but now that youve expressed how much youd love one...
relyk snave (3:47:04 AM): yeah, thats the one
ShioriTiger (3:47:16 AM): OMG...here, let me grow weed for my cat
ShioriTiger (3:47:20 AM): just add water
relyk snave (3:47:22 AM): its not weed
relyk snave (3:47:26 AM): catnip is weed for cats
relyk snave (3:47:34 AM): ill get some of that too, just for shits and giggles
ShioriTiger (3:47:53 AM): haha...none of the cats I've ever had have liked that though, catnip
ShioriTiger (3:47:57 AM): ...ironically
relyk snave (3:48:37 AM): so i was gonna come up with something about that speaking to youre strangeness but i couldnt come up with anything good
ShioriTiger (3:48:53 AM): yeah...I was kinda waiting for it.
ShioriTiger (3:48:55 AM): i feel let down
relyk snave (3:49:13 AM): well i mean, it was either not try, or take too long and have it be awkward
ShioriTiger (3:49:20 AM): and also like a loser...cuz i can't find anything under "chia + cat + pet" in google
ShioriTiger (3:49:25 AM): well, you're good at awkward
relyk snave (3:49:35 AM): uh, thanks?
relyk snave (3:50:07 AM): yeah, i also thought it was funny that in less than 2 minutes, you found a chia cat grass pet
relyk snave (3:50:11 AM): online
ShioriTiger (3:50:23 AM): well, i can't find an effing regular one!
ShioriTiger (3:50:34 AM): i found a head...and looney tunes
ShioriTiger (3:50:39 AM): you think a cat would be normal
relyk snave (3:50:51 AM): noone loves cats
relyk snave (3:50:58 AM): specially not chia people
relyk snave (3:51:04 AM): get a sylvester head
ShioriTiger (3:51:10 AM): shit, i can find a chia SHREK before a cat
ShioriTiger (3:51:12 AM): ....
ShioriTiger (3:52:16 AM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzY7qQFij_M
ShioriTiger (3:52:22 AM): IT EXISTS!
ShioriTiger (3:52:26 AM): THE COMMERCIAL PROVED IT
relyk snave (3:52:56 AM): its not sad at all that you found that lol
ShioriTiger (3:53:43 AM): oh...well...i thik this is worse: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqDxZuZ5urA&feature=related
relyk snave (3:53:56 AM): if its a cat thing...im coming down there
ShioriTiger (3:54:09 AM): ....
ShioriTiger (3:54:12 AM): well, it's not
ShioriTiger (3:54:13 AM): actually
relyk snave (3:55:04 AM): youre right...it wasnt
relyk snave (3:55:06 AM): it was worse
ShioriTiger (3:55:20 AM): ...i know.
ShioriTiger (3:55:22 AM): i'm going to hell
relyk snave (3:55:39 AM): i couldnt even hear it and god...i feel stupider inside
ShioriTiger (3:55:59 AM): STUPIDER IS NOT A WORD
relyk snave (3:56:07 AM): EXACTLY!
ShioriTiger (3:56:25 AM): you make me cry a little on the inside, you realize this i hope
relyk snave (3:56:34 AM): the video did it
relyk snave (3:56:38 AM): and you sent me the video
relyk snave (3:56:41 AM): so in some small way
relyk snave (3:56:43 AM): thats your fault
ShioriTiger (3:57:36 AM): ...right
ShioriTiger (3:57:46 AM): sooo...i can't find a cat chia anywhere
ShioriTiger (3:57:47 AM): damn you
ShioriTiger (3:57:50 AM): i found an elephant
ShioriTiger (3:57:52 AM): pig
ShioriTiger (3:57:56 AM): crocodile...
ShioriTiger (3:57:59 AM): turtle
ShioriTiger (3:58:12 AM): bart simpson
ShioriTiger (3:58:26 AM): even jerry garcia
relyk snave (3:58:38 AM): you fail at the internet
relyk snave (3:58:39 AM): http://www.tvproducts4less.com/bg-tngchcat.html
ShioriTiger (3:59:03 AM): i feel defeated
relyk snave (3:59:12 AM): as well you should
relyk snave (3:59:18 AM): but feel free to chalk that one up to lack of sleep
relyk snave (3:59:26 AM): mmm, look
relyk snave (3:59:28 AM): another one
relyk snave (3:59:31 AM): http://www.buying-chia-pets.com/chia-pet-kitten.html
ShioriTiger (3:59:48 AM): http://www.drugstore.com/products/prod.asp?pid=172408
ShioriTiger (3:59:56 AM): ...stfu
ShioriTiger (4:00:17 AM): ...now i want one
ShioriTiger (4:00:20 AM): i'm SOOO sad
relyk snave (4:00:25 AM): goooooo impulsiveness!
ShioriTiger (4:00:42 AM): so....omg it's 4am
relyk snave (4:00:50 AM): yeah, no kidding
relyk snave (4:00:57 AM): and i almost went to bed at 12
ShioriTiger (4:01:00 AM): i
ShioriTiger (4:01:01 AM): am
ShioriTiger (4:01:02 AM): fucked
ShioriTiger (4:01:04 AM): HA
ShioriTiger (4:01:05 AM): lies
ShioriTiger (4:01:51 AM): ...they have a chia hippo
ShioriTiger (4:02:12 AM): and you know, I just get more insane as time goes on
ShioriTiger (4:02:39 AM): I should sleep....I haven't done that in...awhile
relyk snave (4:02:38 AM): ive kinda noticed that trend myself
ShioriTiger (4:03:00 AM): my bookoo is makin' me sleepy
ShioriTiger (4:03:04 AM): i don't think that's a good sign
relyk snave (4:03:15 AM): funny, you said that 4 hours ago
ShioriTiger (4:03:28 AM): THAT WAS NOT EFFING 4 HOURS AGO
ShioriTiger (4:03:35 AM): why do you lie to me
ShioriTiger (4:03:37 AM): ??
relyk snave (4:03:41 AM): dude, it so was
relyk snave (4:03:47 AM): cause i just finished what about bob
relyk snave (4:03:53 AM): and you said it at the start of wild wild west
ShioriTiger (4:04:05 AM): i didn't go up to your room til 1
ShioriTiger (4:04:06 AM): ...ish
ShioriTiger (4:04:36 AM): boooo
relyk snave (4:04:42 AM): ok like, 2 and a half
relyk snave (4:04:44 AM): 3
ShioriTiger (4:04:55 AM): way to exaggerate
ShioriTiger (4:04:55 AM): ass
relyk snave (4:05:12 AM): sorry, i lost track of time
relyk snave (4:05:13 AM): jerk
ShioriTiger (4:05:22 AM): aw. i love you, too
relyk snave (4:05:28 AM): clearly
ShioriTiger (4:05:38 AM): =D
ShioriTiger (4:05:54 AM): hmmm...sleep....maybe?
relyk snave (4:06:01 AM): go for it!
relyk snave (4:06:33 AM): maybe if you had some of that lavender shit
ShioriTiger (4:06:48 AM): nah, i used it all to contaminate your room
ShioriTiger (4:06:53 AM): i'm trying to secretly kill you
ShioriTiger (4:06:55 AM): it working yet?
relyk snave (4:07:03 AM): no
ShioriTiger (4:07:07 AM): damn
relyk snave (4:07:08 AM): ill let you know when it does though
relyk snave (4:07:12 AM): cause im gonna hautn your damn ass
ShioriTiger (4:07:43 AM): i'll rock-salt your poltergiest ass, don't think i won't
relyk snave (4:08:27 AM): i never said id appear to you, id just fuck with your head
ShioriTiger (4:08:41 AM): WWBD -- what would buffy do
ShioriTiger (4:08:51 AM): and what? fuck w/ my chia pet?
relyk snave (4:09:11 AM): fuck with your chia pet, shave your cat, move all your stuff
relyk snave (4:09:16 AM): shave your cat again
ShioriTiger (4:09:22 AM): ...you know what...they need a chia beaver
ShioriTiger (4:09:25 AM): just one principle
ShioriTiger (4:09:27 AM): *on
relyk snave (4:09:45 AM): oh the vagina jokes that one would create
ShioriTiger (4:09:56 AM): exactly
ShioriTiger (4:10:35 AM): you could tell jon to quit being a chia pet...and no one would know.....
relyk snave (4:10:59 AM): hooray inside jokes
ShioriTiger (4:11:06 AM): definitely
ShioriTiger (4:11:20 AM): okay, i'm gonna be a wuss and go to bed...i think
ShioriTiger (4:11:26 AM): i'm not positive yet...
ShioriTiger (4:11:35 AM): first i'm gonna make sure I have this convo logged
ShioriTiger (4:11:48 AM): because just the fact that we talked about chia pets for so long amuses me
relyk snave (4:12:03 AM): you know, somehow, that amuses me too
ShioriTiger (4:12:23 AM): and you know, i was serious about the beaver thing
relyk snave (4:12:22 AM): amuses me with how sad it is haha
relyk snave (4:12:29 AM): oh i believe you
ShioriTiger (4:12:32 AM): ...we are pathetic
relyk snave (4:12:32 AM): i think its a great idea
relyk snave (4:12:37 AM): know what?
relyk snave (4:12:39 AM): we need t shirts
ShioriTiger (4:12:41 AM): we'll pitch it tomorrow
ShioriTiger (4:12:43 AM): on a sunday
ShioriTiger (4:12:46 AM): it'll be perfect
relyk snave (4:12:45 AM): a fully grown chia beaver on the front
ShioriTiger (4:12:52 AM): AAAAAAAHAHA
relyk snave (4:12:52 AM): on the back "shave your beaver"
ShioriTiger (4:12:55 AM): i'll get right on that
ShioriTiger (4:13:00 AM): OMG YES
ShioriTiger (4:13:25 AM): okay...sleep
ShioriTiger (4:13:27 AM): before i die
relyk snave (4:13:36 AM): good, time to pass out for the both of us
ShioriTiger (4:13:43 AM): most definitely
ShioriTiger (4:13:49 AM): night
relyk snave (4:13:51 AM): night
relyk snave (4:13:59 AM): and keith street monday, think about it
relyk snave went away at 4:14:12 AM.