can't brain today, have the dumb

[xturncoatxiii]

It figures I would come up with a really good queer prompt I'll never be able to pull off after lgbtfest is closed.

THIS IS MY LIFE YOU GUYS

I AM A SLOWBRO

not a Slowpoke cause I'm a bro

also: Smoke's Writing Contest. Check it out, eh? Maybe participate? Who don't like a challenge?

GRAMMAR. I DON'T NEED IT.