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[xtrnlmonologue]

I am awake...

I am hungry...

If someone does not bring me Kagura Tsukasa's head on a platter, or slow-roasted cow and a trash can full of borscht within the next ten minutes, I will not be held responsible for what I do next.

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[its_neverlupus]

Hrm.

See, Steve?

Therapy worked.

...of course it did.

[xtrnlmonologue]

Nobody has been giving me the workout I require while I have been unconcious... This is going to take weeks to recover from.

[its_neverlupus]

...we have horrible nurses, it would seem.

[xtrnlmonologue]

Perhaps, but they're cute.

Not that I could say that, with a full mouth...

[its_neverlupus]

And thus why I'm still here, despite the insufferable boredom.