Here I Am, Sick At Home And I Have To Deal With This...
BARNICLE BOY 4 U: hello my seashell loving friend ;-)
x tribal mike x: hello
BARNICLE BOY 4 U: do you like big things?
x tribal mike x: no, not really
BARNICLE BOY 4 U: why not?
BARNICLE BOY 4 U: you're a big boy i hear.
x tribal mike x: hmm
x tribal mike x: you hear?
x tribal mike x: hows that?
BARNICLE BOY 4 U: yes, from my many chica friends
x tribal mike x: thats kool.
BARNICLE BOY 4 U: yes, so would you like to play with my barnicle? spongebob & squidward like to.
BARNICLE BOY 4 U: and you can taste the salt of the sea ;-) too.
x tribal mike x: ok this is going to be amazin... first im not gay... second you asked if i like big things and barnicles are extremely small
x tribal mike x: so the answer is no
BARNICLE BOY 4 U: yes, you said you didnt like big things.
BARNICLE BOY 4 U: so the answer is yes.
x tribal mike x: so why would you ask if i liked big things?
BARNICLE BOY 4 U: because my barnicle is small :-[
x tribal mike x: haha no wonder your homosexual
BARNICLE BOY 4 U: my partners like it in their mouth, they say it fits perfectly.
x tribal mike x: so incest plus homosexuality
x tribal mike x: you have many things going for you
x tribal mike x: keep up the good work my "barnicle loving friend"
BARNICLE BOY 4 U: i know, you can too if you taste the salt of the sea ;-)
x tribal mike x: is that a pun?
BARNICLE BOY 4 U: yes sir.
x tribal mike x: ill give that to you
x tribal mike x: that was well done
x tribal mike x: but
x tribal mike x: i still dont like you very much
BARNICLE BOY 4 U: that is okay, i still like you.
x tribal mike x: i kno... im sorry
BARNICLE BOY 4 U: thank you for participating :-D!
x tribal mike x: in what?
BARNICLE BOY 4 U: you were an excellent candidate
BARNICLE BOY 4 U: bye bye now.
x tribal mike x: goodbye
Some of that conversation was mean on my part but he was starting to piss me off. So I apologize if I offended anyone. Ah-Dew.