Jan 26, 2005 20:45
ReBel WiThOuT 7: hey can u explain to me how u change a tire
x tribal mike x: haha yea
x tribal mike x: well first
x tribal mike x: unloosen the lug nuts
x tribal mike x: put the emergency break on
x tribal mike x: then jack up the car
x tribal mike x: then take all the lug nuts off
x tribal mike x: take the tire off
x tribal mike x: put the new tire on
x tribal mike x: put the lug nuts back on
x tribal mike x: dont tighten them all the way
x tribal mike x: then lower the jack
x tribal mike x: tighten them
x tribal mike x: and you go across when you tighten them
x tribal mike x: not in a circle
ReBel WiThOuT 7: wut duz that mean?
x tribal mike x: like when you tighten one on the left
x tribal mike x: tighten one on the right next
x tribal mike x: like across the circumfrance
ReBel WiThOuT 7: hmm
ReBel WiThOuT 7: alrighty
ReBel WiThOuT 7: how many lug nuts are there?
ReBel WiThOuT 7: usually
x tribal mike x: it depends on the size of the tire
x tribal mike x: like 6 maybe
ReBel WiThOuT 7: so i would do left right
ReBel WiThOuT 7: then start again on the next row
ReBel WiThOuT 7: left right
ReBel WiThOuT 7: instead of going clockwise?
x tribal mike x: right
ReBel WiThOuT 7: i get it
x tribal mike x: make sure they are super tight when the tire is fully on the ground
ReBel WiThOuT 7: yea
x tribal mike x: like do all the tightening when its on the ground
ReBel WiThOuT 7: so
ReBel WiThOuT 7: alright
ReBel WiThOuT 7: so
ReBel WiThOuT 7: why do you loosen the nuts before you put the e brake on
ReBel WiThOuT 7: or jack the car up?
x tribal mike x: i dont kno
x tribal mike x: its just how its done
ReBel WiThOuT 7: odd
x tribal mike x: yea
x tribal mike x: i think its so the tire doesnt spin
x tribal mike x: cuz it still has the hold from the ground
ReBel WiThOuT 7: idk mabe
ReBel WiThOuT 7: ok
ReBel WiThOuT 7: well thank you
x tribal mike x: why who has a flat
x tribal mike x: no prob
ReBel WiThOuT 7: no one yet, but i might have to change one tomorrow for my friend
x tribal mike x: oh
x tribal mike x: is he planning on getting a flat tomorrow?
x tribal mike x: haha
ReBel WiThOuT 7: hahaha
ReBel WiThOuT 7: i kno it sounds weird
x tribal mike x: very
ReBel WiThOuT 7: well if u want to know the truth
ReBel WiThOuT 7: i really just wanted to know how to change a tire
x tribal mike x: oh
x tribal mike x: thats fine
ReBel WiThOuT 7: i kno
ReBel WiThOuT 7: but i was thinkin bout a story
ReBel WiThOuT 7: that would be cool
ReBel WiThOuT 7: but i couldnt think one up fast enough
x tribal mike x: haha
x tribal mike x: oh i c
ReBel WiThOuT 7: im ashamed
x tribal mike x: well i just told everyone of your dumbness
x tribal mike x: and everyone hates you
ReBel WiThOuT 7: o god
ReBel WiThOuT 7: no no
x tribal mike x: so dont bother coming to school tomorrow
x tribal mike x: or they will throw tire irons at you
ReBel WiThOuT 7: ill b changin tires all day
x tribal mike x: haha your going to have to now
x tribal mike x: i mean
x tribal mike x: no education
x tribal mike x: what else can you do
ReBel WiThOuT 7: i can dance damnit
ReBel WiThOuT 7: i can dance
x tribal mike x: maybe while your changing the tires
ReBel WiThOuT 7: u shut up
ReBel WiThOuT 7: ill always have rhythym
x tribal mike x: if you say so
x tribal mike x: tire changing man
ReBel WiThOuT 7: u bastard
ReBel WiThOuT 7: wut other stuff do you know tim taylor of tool time?
x tribal mike x: how to run over old ladys and not get caught
ReBel WiThOuT 7: ahh yes
ReBel WiThOuT 7: pedestrian polo
x tribal mike x: hahah
x tribal mike x: indeed
ReBel WiThOuT 7: i actaully wanted to learn how to change a tire
ReBel WiThOuT 7: because
ReBel WiThOuT 7: tomorrow
ReBel WiThOuT 7: nicole is bring me to school
ReBel WiThOuT 7: and i wanted to be manly
ReBel WiThOuT 7: if we got a flat
ReBel WiThOuT 7: i wanted to be able to do it
ReBel WiThOuT 7: you know
ReBel WiThOuT 7: since its kind of like my balls are gone already since i have to get a ride from a girl in the first place
ReBel WiThOuT 7: so in the event of a flat tire
ReBel WiThOuT 7: i wanted to at least be able to do that
ReBel WiThOuT 7: because im basically useless
ReBel WiThOuT 7: but at least i have that......
x tribal mike x: i dont know really what to say to you right now
ReBel WiThOuT 7: hahahahahahaha
ReBel WiThOuT 7: what can you say
ReBel WiThOuT 7: you know its true
ReBel WiThOuT 7: you know im nothing
x tribal mike x: wow you are going to hate me
ReBel WiThOuT 7: y mi lady?
x tribal mike x: lets just say this is going to be the best LJ post ever
ReBel WiThOuT 7: hahahahaha
ReBel WiThOuT 7: y
x tribal mike x: mwahahha
ReBel WiThOuT 7: post it
ReBel WiThOuT 7: u sicko
ReBel WiThOuT 7: post it
x tribal mike x: i will
x tribal mike x: and am
ReBel WiThOuT 7: now
ReBel WiThOuT 7: do it
ReBel WiThOuT 7: now
ReBel WiThOuT 7: i dare you
x tribal mike x: YOU GO TO HELL
ReBel WiThOuT 7: ooooooooo
ReBel WiThOuT 7: see you there
Ah-Dew.