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Santa Claus
North Pole, Earth
Dear Santa,
I have been a good Boy.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Liz's Office party. It was Gary who spiked the punch with too much Margarita. I can't help it if I drank 57 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Scent.
I thought it was funny when I put Stephanie's Underwear on my head and danced the Cha Cha on the Bed while singing `Since You've Been Gone'. I didn't mean to break Liz's iPod and don't know why Liz would accuse me of Murder.
I don't remember calling Ricardo's wife a Sensual Donkey---even though she looked like one with Red eye shadow and Black lipstick!
And when I threw up on Samantha's husband's Butt, it was only because I ate too much of that Bananna.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Landrover through my neighbor's Bedroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a plethora Rhino and have me arrested for Robbery!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all Hot and Large. And I'm really not to blame for any of this Thick stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and Loudly yours,
Jason (Really a nice Boy!)
P.S. It's only 13 bucks!
http://members.aol.com/frogiearno/dearsanta.htm
Merry Christmas
North Pole, Earth
Dear Santa,
I have been a good Boy.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Liz's Office party. It was Gary who spiked the punch with too much Margarita. I can't help it if I drank 57 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Scent.
I thought it was funny when I put Stephanie's Underwear on my head and danced the Cha Cha on the Bed while singing `Since You've Been Gone'. I didn't mean to break Liz's iPod and don't know why Liz would accuse me of Murder.
I don't remember calling Ricardo's wife a Sensual Donkey---even though she looked like one with Red eye shadow and Black lipstick!
And when I threw up on Samantha's husband's Butt, it was only because I ate too much of that Bananna.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Landrover through my neighbor's Bedroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a plethora Rhino and have me arrested for Robbery!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all Hot and Large. And I'm really not to blame for any of this Thick stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and Loudly yours,
Jason (Really a nice Boy!)
P.S. It's only 13 bucks!
http://members.aol.com/frogiearno/dearsanta.htm
Merry Christmas