my boyfriend.
yes, thats right. i have a boyfriend. on the way back from the meet on saturday my friend and teamate johnny decides that we should date for seven days(a day longer than his longest relationship). i of course agree cause its a hilarious proposition. so basically all week at practice we have been doing the middle school blushing and avoiding each other but not today-oh no....he ups the anti and holds my hand during our team meeting, pulling our desks to touching. then he raises his hand says "coach, i have an annoucement...i know that i've had a few crushes on the team here and there but i just wanted to say that maybe this one is more serious...and i just don't want it to be awkward if we are liking holding hands or smoochin..." coach to johnny"i'm not sure pda at practice is appropriate, maybe just hugging and high fives" johnny"what about a slap on the toush now and then?" coach"that might be sexual harrasment johnny" It was pretty much hilarious especially because the entire team knows about our arrangement and we were all laughing uncontrollably.