To Lunch or Not to Lunch
I am taking this banana, and with it, my own life, into my hands. ...and having it for lunch.
Some people wonder why this is such a feat. Some people don't fear the banana. For me, eating a banana is like going skydiving with a random backpack which may or may not contain a parachute: thrilling, with the possibility of a very messy ending.
Best case scenario: It actually contains a wad of $100 bills instead of a banana.
Worst case scenario: I go home early and wish I had a toilet in front of my TV.
Either way: I get potassium!
Some people wonder why this is such a feat. Some people don't fear the banana. For me, eating a banana is like going skydiving with a random backpack which may or may not contain a parachute: thrilling, with the possibility of a very messy ending.
Best case scenario: It actually contains a wad of $100 bills instead of a banana.
Worst case scenario: I go home early and wish I had a toilet in front of my TV.
Either way: I get potassium!