Deirdre's poem

[xtoxictearsx]

So yesturday at dance Deirdre was having a very gassy day...lol.....it was quite amuzing!.....so it gave her the inspiration to right this awesome poem!:

MY SHITTY DAY

I sat on the toilet to take a poopie
then i heard someone scream shoopy shoopy
sadly it sucked right back up
so i screamed "hey, what the fuck?"
Why'd you do that you stupid hoe?
Why don't you go dance with BoBo
So now i'm really constipated
which makes me infuriated
So now i walk around like i got screwed in the ass
i can't pretend i have any class

By: Deirdre Legasey