Hahahahaa
I was looking on facebook today and to my great dismay, my childhood crush has gotten fat. I had a crush on him allllll through middle school and into high school. He looks like a beached whale now. I was very upset. Next, I looked for other people that I went to high school with to see what they look like now. I found one of the most popular girls from my year and as shallow as this may seem, I was glad to see that she bloated up a bit as well. I feel bad for getting such gratitude out of others misfortunes, but that bitch deserves it all. She used to make fun of people that were on the chubby side, so I'm glad to see karma bite her in the ass. Then I looked at her pictures, which included many of the usual faces from high school. I swear, they all went to college and got fat together. I couldn't help but laugh.
That's all for now, but I really am upset that the first crush got fat.
That's all for now, but I really am upset that the first crush got fat.