Ashton Kutcher's speech at the Viewer's Choice Awards.
In middle school, nobody liked me, i used to sit and cry,there was one boy named casey prince who got all the leads in the school plays and i used to sit in the lunchroom and stare at him and pray to god that he would choke on a tatertot and die, DIE CASEY DIE!! but he never choked on a tatertot and he never died. and im sorry that i thought bad things. The first time i came to the teen choice awards i was nominated for one award and i did not win, Freddy prince jr. who won 7 including male hottie. I remember standing at the buffet staring at Freddy Prince Jr. and praying to god that he would choke on a tatertot and die. DIE FREDDY DIE!!, but he never choked on a tatertot and he never died, Im sorry that i thought bad things. I wish I could've won male hottie. Chad Michael Murray , do you want a tatertot?? Wait, Im sorry, now im standing up here and people out there are probably staring at me praying to god i would choke on a tatertot and die. DIE ASHTON DIE!!! But no, i will never choke on a tatertot and i will never die and Im sorry people are thinking bad things because I love you, anyway, Thank you! God Bless! Later!
haha i loveed it! chad michael murray would you like a tator tot?
haha i loveed it! chad michael murray would you like a tator tot?