PIZUUUUKE
I TOTALLY JUST PUKED AT SCHOOL. AND I THINK I PRETTY MUCH PUKED UP A CIGARETTE SO I QUIT SMOKING BECAUSE UM THATS GROSS.
so i had a lot of shots last night. eventhough today is the first day of summer school. puked on a couch. and my pink myrtle beach shirt. wake up on ANOTHER couch in my underwear. how i took my clothes off... i do not know.
miraculously i woke up right before my class started. somehow i looked up the room number eventhough i was still trashed. grabbed some HUGE fox racing shirt... i look like an idiot right now. grabbed a dr. perky. RAN to school. in my loafers. i look retarded. got to class late. its the first day. and this mother fucker kept us in there the WHOLE time. and i thought i was gonna puke in class. but i actually spoke in the class. like outloud. and then after that i was like goddamn i sounded drunk as hell. no more talkin for you big guy.
then at the end we made groups and i was acquintances with my group members... so i winked at them and said "i know you guyyyyyys." hahahahaha. i prolly smell like puke.
and then i went to the water fountain. and it squirted me in the fuckin face. and i bonked my head on it. wtf. i'm still kinda pissed about that.
goddamn i smell like shit. i can't believe i actually ran to school this morning. this is a miracle. no the real miracle is me NOT throwing up during class.
someone kill me.
so i had a lot of shots last night. eventhough today is the first day of summer school. puked on a couch. and my pink myrtle beach shirt. wake up on ANOTHER couch in my underwear. how i took my clothes off... i do not know.
miraculously i woke up right before my class started. somehow i looked up the room number eventhough i was still trashed. grabbed some HUGE fox racing shirt... i look like an idiot right now. grabbed a dr. perky. RAN to school. in my loafers. i look retarded. got to class late. its the first day. and this mother fucker kept us in there the WHOLE time. and i thought i was gonna puke in class. but i actually spoke in the class. like outloud. and then after that i was like goddamn i sounded drunk as hell. no more talkin for you big guy.
then at the end we made groups and i was acquintances with my group members... so i winked at them and said "i know you guyyyyyys." hahahahaha. i prolly smell like puke.
and then i went to the water fountain. and it squirted me in the fuckin face. and i bonked my head on it. wtf. i'm still kinda pissed about that.
goddamn i smell like shit. i can't believe i actually ran to school this morning. this is a miracle. no the real miracle is me NOT throwing up during class.
someone kill me.