oh so lonely..... wait this isn't EVERYONE elses lj
so the other day i went out to eat by myself. no i am not gonna whiiine about how lonely i am or stupid shit like that, just no one was at THE MOTHERLAND... i was hungry, too lazy to cook, and really wanted tofu. so i go to HOT WOK by myself for some family style bean curd. i am sittin there by myself (whhhhhy *slits wrist* hahahahah) listening in on these geeks behind me having a conversation. yes i was totally lurkin, big deal, i was bored. then one of them says "my schedule is setup so that i can watch the price is right every day." i did this like secret double take and thought to myself... "THIS GUY RULES!" and to think i thought he was a geek.
i could never be in a frat. i cant stand wearing matching shirts out to places. like if i see someone that has the same shirt as me... i wanna throwdown. i also cant stand khaki. or college hats. or those sunglasses. but i love kegs?
i hate it when people wear the WRONG college shirts to school. HEY DUDE... YOU DONT GO TO THE UNIVERSITY OF TENNESSEE AT BUNGHOLE... YOU GO TO UNCC. ARE YOU CONFUSED OR SOMETHING... DIE!
i also hate these two people in my eastern religions class. one is this girl who was having the worst conversation i have heard in my entire life while i was trying to read before class. first she was talking about her fuckin goldfish and how they were "depressed" or something. HELLO BITCH... GOLDFISH HAVE A MEMORY SPAN OF THREEEEE SECONDS. SO IF THEY GET SAD... THEY FORGET WHAT THEY WERE SAD ABOUT THREEEE SECONDS LATER. hahaha. THEN she was talking about how she likes gel pens and how they were exspensive and she got them at walmart. omg i wanted to kill myself... no i wanted to kill HER. keep in mind this girl has fucking garfield folders..... and shes in college. wow. and she stares at ME. probably wants my dick.
the other is this dude who talks incessantly during class. that alone is enough for me to hate someone. but the fact that he sounds like a nascar driver... jesus christ. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP.
bob barker don't take no shit.
i could never be in a frat. i cant stand wearing matching shirts out to places. like if i see someone that has the same shirt as me... i wanna throwdown. i also cant stand khaki. or college hats. or those sunglasses. but i love kegs?
i hate it when people wear the WRONG college shirts to school. HEY DUDE... YOU DONT GO TO THE UNIVERSITY OF TENNESSEE AT BUNGHOLE... YOU GO TO UNCC. ARE YOU CONFUSED OR SOMETHING... DIE!
i also hate these two people in my eastern religions class. one is this girl who was having the worst conversation i have heard in my entire life while i was trying to read before class. first she was talking about her fuckin goldfish and how they were "depressed" or something. HELLO BITCH... GOLDFISH HAVE A MEMORY SPAN OF THREEEEE SECONDS. SO IF THEY GET SAD... THEY FORGET WHAT THEY WERE SAD ABOUT THREEEE SECONDS LATER. hahaha. THEN she was talking about how she likes gel pens and how they were exspensive and she got them at walmart. omg i wanted to kill myself... no i wanted to kill HER. keep in mind this girl has fucking garfield folders..... and shes in college. wow. and she stares at ME. probably wants my dick.
the other is this dude who talks incessantly during class. that alone is enough for me to hate someone. but the fact that he sounds like a nascar driver... jesus christ. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP.
bob barker don't take no shit.