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what a lovely story that cam wrote for me :D
ScStSpRtN 25: Once apon a time in a land far far away. There was a man and a woman. The man was named Cameron, and the woman was named Jenna. They married eachother. The thing about this couple is that they farted every 5 seconds. Big juicy farts, or maybe silent sqweeksters, but whatever, it was a fart. For the people that lived in this village it was very annoying. All the people wanted to stay away from Jenna and Cameron because they farted so much. All Cameron and Jenna wanted was to be normal and not have everyone hate them. So they went to Dr. Christian Troy and Dr. MacNemara from Nip/Tuck and they said, "Dr. Christian Troy and Dr. MacNemara please, please get all this fart out of us." The doctors just replied, " Well, we've done a lot of complecated surgeries but we like to stick to Booby Jobs. The couple sighed. Who on earth wuold be able to stop the farting sensation that we have? The only person they could turn to now was Darth Vadar, an evil man from Planet PoopingDucks that was an expert on farting. He farted a lot too, but would he be able to help them stop farting? The couple hoped so. They made the long journey to PoopingDucks. When they got there it was completely silent. No one was there. Why was no one there?
ScStSpRtN 25: But all of sudden this giant ship that was shaped like Mr. Hankey came flying at a bagillion milles per hour towards the ground. It made a slick stop and landed safely on the ground. All kinds of people started flying out of the Poop shaped object. These people obviously had a case of the walking farts. Cuz' they were tootin everytime they took a step. They all ran to there houses shaped like Beano Pills. But one lady (also suffering from walking farts) walked up to them, noticing that the couple had walking farts, and said, "Hey, my name is DeepInShit, I noticed that you do not have the walking fartts but you do let out gas regulary?Why have you come to our land?? "We have come to see Darth Vadar, we want him to stop our farting theatrics." The couple said. Well im not sure what i can do, but i can send you to Darth Vadars house if that's what you want. It's the giant toilet over on the East side of PoopingDucks. "Okay," replied the happy couple. They ran quickly over to the Large toilet that you could probably see from miles away. Jenna and Cameron both knocked on the door while farting. A big man with a giant pooper scooper suit on opened the door. He seemed to be breathing quite heavily. Jenna and Cameron said, "Hi Sir, are you Darth Vadar, and why are you breathing so hard." "Woah Woah Woah, one question at a time i just took a giant shit." he replied. "Oh, im sorry." the couple said. "We want to know if you can help us stop tooting every second."
ScStSpRtN 25: Darth Vadar sat there for a second breathing quite heavily. He said "Well, Sir and Madame, i don't think i can make you stop tooting every five seconds, but i can give you the walking farts." the couple replied,"Well how on earth do you do that Sir Vadar." Darth Vadar took off his shoes, and shoved them right up the couples asses. "Goodness Gracious!" the couple said at once. "That'll kick in like 10 minutes." Darth said.
its so well written :p
♥Jennna
ScStSpRtN 25: Once apon a time in a land far far away. There was a man and a woman. The man was named Cameron, and the woman was named Jenna. They married eachother. The thing about this couple is that they farted every 5 seconds. Big juicy farts, or maybe silent sqweeksters, but whatever, it was a fart. For the people that lived in this village it was very annoying. All the people wanted to stay away from Jenna and Cameron because they farted so much. All Cameron and Jenna wanted was to be normal and not have everyone hate them. So they went to Dr. Christian Troy and Dr. MacNemara from Nip/Tuck and they said, "Dr. Christian Troy and Dr. MacNemara please, please get all this fart out of us." The doctors just replied, " Well, we've done a lot of complecated surgeries but we like to stick to Booby Jobs. The couple sighed. Who on earth wuold be able to stop the farting sensation that we have? The only person they could turn to now was Darth Vadar, an evil man from Planet PoopingDucks that was an expert on farting. He farted a lot too, but would he be able to help them stop farting? The couple hoped so. They made the long journey to PoopingDucks. When they got there it was completely silent. No one was there. Why was no one there?
ScStSpRtN 25: But all of sudden this giant ship that was shaped like Mr. Hankey came flying at a bagillion milles per hour towards the ground. It made a slick stop and landed safely on the ground. All kinds of people started flying out of the Poop shaped object. These people obviously had a case of the walking farts. Cuz' they were tootin everytime they took a step. They all ran to there houses shaped like Beano Pills. But one lady (also suffering from walking farts) walked up to them, noticing that the couple had walking farts, and said, "Hey, my name is DeepInShit, I noticed that you do not have the walking fartts but you do let out gas regulary?Why have you come to our land?? "We have come to see Darth Vadar, we want him to stop our farting theatrics." The couple said. Well im not sure what i can do, but i can send you to Darth Vadars house if that's what you want. It's the giant toilet over on the East side of PoopingDucks. "Okay," replied the happy couple. They ran quickly over to the Large toilet that you could probably see from miles away. Jenna and Cameron both knocked on the door while farting. A big man with a giant pooper scooper suit on opened the door. He seemed to be breathing quite heavily. Jenna and Cameron said, "Hi Sir, are you Darth Vadar, and why are you breathing so hard." "Woah Woah Woah, one question at a time i just took a giant shit." he replied. "Oh, im sorry." the couple said. "We want to know if you can help us stop tooting every second."
ScStSpRtN 25: Darth Vadar sat there for a second breathing quite heavily. He said "Well, Sir and Madame, i don't think i can make you stop tooting every five seconds, but i can give you the walking farts." the couple replied,"Well how on earth do you do that Sir Vadar." Darth Vadar took off his shoes, and shoved them right up the couples asses. "Goodness Gracious!" the couple said at once. "That'll kick in like 10 minutes." Darth said.
its so well written :p
♥Jennna