Aug 04, 2005 20:51
ten things i do at work that would ruin my coworkers' opinions of me if they ever found out
1. i rearrange all the paper cups in the kitchen so that the stacks are completely even
2. i wear bizarro socks every day, and socks with clowns on them at least twice a week
3. i had to make labels with numbers for my file drawers, but i keep adding more folders so the numbers aren't accurate, so i just switched most of the labels to saying things like "Nos. Yanni to Tesh"
4. the absolute horror that is my leg hair right now (i'm growing it out a bit to wax it)
5. my website
6. I DON'T FUCKING LIKE DUNKIN DONUTS
7. i'm the only person in the whole place who reads the weekly 'socialist rags' - the pw and city paper
8. when i get bored, i factor large numbers just for fun. like 13915 = 11 x 5 x 11 x 23
9. my gross misuse of office supplies: highligher/white-out art!
10. "secret poop" post-its