Names I call my Fat Cat.
I have taken to calling my obese cat, Lady Stardust, names in hopes that she will feel bad and lose some weight. Here is a list of such names:
Fatty
Fatty Ding Dongs
Lil' Lumpkins
Tubby
Fat Shit
Fatty Fatty Fat Fat
Fat Tits
and Blubbers.
It doesn't seem to be working.
In other news, I have begun riding my bicycle everywhere. Note worthy effects are:
I can go up a hill without blacking out.
I can pedal faster than cars.
For real.
This bike has become my new favorite hobby. I constantly tune the thing up and have become quite proficient in minimal bike repairs. Kind of neat.
My new job at the Dark Horse is turning out quite well. I have accumulated vast amounts of comic books, for free. The only thing I pay for is graphic novels, discounted. For real though, I have a stack of books that I get "comped" every week. Now I need a bigger book shelf.
Fatty
Fatty Ding Dongs
Lil' Lumpkins
Tubby
Fat Shit
Fatty Fatty Fat Fat
Fat Tits
and Blubbers.
It doesn't seem to be working.
In other news, I have begun riding my bicycle everywhere. Note worthy effects are:
I can go up a hill without blacking out.
I can pedal faster than cars.
For real.
This bike has become my new favorite hobby. I constantly tune the thing up and have become quite proficient in minimal bike repairs. Kind of neat.
My new job at the Dark Horse is turning out quite well. I have accumulated vast amounts of comic books, for free. The only thing I pay for is graphic novels, discounted. For real though, I have a stack of books that I get "comped" every week. Now I need a bigger book shelf.