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simone and i went to the mall and the movies today. it was fun. dodgeball is sooo funny. some memorable quotes (probably not right because i'm doing them off the top of my head):
"i'm sorry we have to disqualify you from the tournament becuase one of your teammates failed the random drug test. we found traces of sterroids and bever tranquilizers"
(everyone turns to this massive, manly girl)
"GODDAMNIT, BERNICE"
('bernice' begins to cry)
(girl gets hit by dodgeball, falls and begins to cry)
"i can't believe you'd hit a girl"
"oh my god, i'm so sorry are you alright?"
(while distracted by 'hurt' girl, he gets hit in the side of the head with a ball. girl gets up and laughs at him)
"you're adopted, your parents don't even love you"
"you look like a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob"
yeah. good movie. i wanna see a ton of other movies: anchorman, harry potter 3, white chicks, and the day after tomorrow.
♥
"i'm sorry we have to disqualify you from the tournament becuase one of your teammates failed the random drug test. we found traces of sterroids and bever tranquilizers"
(everyone turns to this massive, manly girl)
"GODDAMNIT, BERNICE"
('bernice' begins to cry)
(girl gets hit by dodgeball, falls and begins to cry)
"i can't believe you'd hit a girl"
"oh my god, i'm so sorry are you alright?"
(while distracted by 'hurt' girl, he gets hit in the side of the head with a ball. girl gets up and laughs at him)
"you're adopted, your parents don't even love you"
"you look like a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob"
yeah. good movie. i wanna see a ton of other movies: anchorman, harry potter 3, white chicks, and the day after tomorrow.
♥