broadband-aholic

May 04, 2003 03:42

being online is kinda like being drunk.
you can talk to anyone about anything, it doesn't matter because you're drunk...i mean online.
you meet all kinds of new people and have lengthy, meaningless conversations with them when you're drunk, and by drunk i mean online.
after you have gotten drunk(talked online) with someone, it makes it so much easier to approach them when you're sober(in the flesh).
"hi i'm so-in-so, the one who was really drunk at that party." translates to... "hi i'm so-in-so, the one who always comments in your live journal."

you know it's bad when you slurr your words and don't bother to fiz (fix*) it.

we all need help
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