Apr 16, 2003 01:00
"Do you like somebody that doesn't like you back? Well, here's a handy exercise that should help with your situation. Take a hammer. It doesn't matter where or who from, just take a hammer. Now, spend all day wishing for the hammer to be very soft, like a pillow or a nice, pink, fluffy cushion with lace on the edges. Then take the hammer and swing it as hard as you can into your face. Repeat."
-Jared Rodriguez