i hate work
I wake up today, start gettin ready for work and i hurt my foot. It slips off my desk and gets all swollen. I put ice on it and try to walk on it, and it still hurts. So, that means i cant walk. So i call my work...
"hey, its herm. I cant come in today. I hurt my foot."
'aw, cmon man, u cant think of a better excuse than that? You couldve at least said u hit ur head pickin up a book and ur bleeding all over the place.'
"yeah, but then id be lying. Im not lying, i hurt my foot and cant walk"
'man, cmon. well, give us a call in 30 minutes to let us know how its feeling. We really need you today'
"ok, fine."
I cant walk! how am i gonna work?! ugh...
"hey, its herm. I cant come in today. I hurt my foot."
'aw, cmon man, u cant think of a better excuse than that? You couldve at least said u hit ur head pickin up a book and ur bleeding all over the place.'
"yeah, but then id be lying. Im not lying, i hurt my foot and cant walk"
'man, cmon. well, give us a call in 30 minutes to let us know how its feeling. We really need you today'
"ok, fine."
I cant walk! how am i gonna work?! ugh...