May 17, 2004 17:28
Certain crimson-coloured programmes have been making us annoyed
-We are not amused at their holier-than-thou attitudes
And we are very much-not-amused at their haughty airs they endeavour to put on
-We know what you are.
We know what you've done.
-Yes, you know us, don't you, Lady Red...?
When you were in Paris, n'est pas?
-And we're sure all your lovely friends you've got including your oaf of an Agent would love to know all about
La Belle Femme en Rouge, Madame de la Nuit...
-So keep it up, darling...
It's more fun for us this way when you try to resist.
*smug smiles*