You're so vain.. you probably think this post is about you...

May 17, 2004 17:28

Certain crimson-coloured programmes have been making us annoyed

-We are not amused at their holier-than-thou attitudes

And we are very much-not-amused at their haughty airs they endeavour to put on

-We know what you are.

We know what you've done.

-Yes, you know us, don't you, Lady Red...?

When you were in Paris, n'est pas?

-And we're sure all your lovely friends you've got including your oaf of an Agent would love to know all about

La Belle Femme en Rouge, Madame de la Nuit...

-So keep it up, darling...

It's more fun for us this way when you try to resist.

*smug smiles*
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