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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I put gum in 4_mallet_man's hair (-12 points). Last month I pulled over and changed bassoonbabe's flat tire (15 points). Last Sunday I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In August on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last week I bought porn for oharagorn (10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (673 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely,
xthe_artistx