fried green tomatoes
birthday! one week in counting.
meredith's mashed potatoes were the best thing since sliced bread.
sha! oh, how i long for the days when the weatherman would come to our school and talk about tornadoes?
tornadoes and potatoes.
my mother, sister, and myself stayed up until 4 am last night watching a biography of tina turner.
she was so cool. that ike guy really beat her up.
and today was fried green tomatoes.
OH! and my sister is angry. and david got pink eye and a blood vessel burst IN HIS EYEBALL. so now he can't wear contacts. SNORT.
for 10 days, at least.
hey, i'm kinda stressed out about my birthday party.
i haven't planned it. i need to do that.
hey, robyn's spending the night friday night.
she came to my house earlier this week and DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE DID?
we went to publix. robyn, trippin' on cough medicine, myself, trippin on lortabs (sp?) pain medication for my lack of wisdom teeth as of monday.
and do you know what else we did? we went to my house and watched marilyn monroe in a movie called some like it hot..which is a joygasm inducing movie.
and we took a nap...together.
that's hot.
SHAZAM!
sisters of the universe UNITE....zzzzzz
watch this:
she said her dad ran away with samaaaaantha
the middle aged exotic daaancer
so her mom had returned to her savior
AND HERE'S THE ADVICE THAT HE GAVE HER
he said
reeses's pieces swedish fish
oodles of skittles red licorice
marshmallow mint and a chocolate kiss
and it melts in your mouth like this
take out your contacts and look at the screen
take off your makeup and look at the scene
if you break your restrictions then you'll understand me
take your prescription of sugar and candy
check it
meredith's mashed potatoes were the best thing since sliced bread.
sha! oh, how i long for the days when the weatherman would come to our school and talk about tornadoes?
tornadoes and potatoes.
my mother, sister, and myself stayed up until 4 am last night watching a biography of tina turner.
she was so cool. that ike guy really beat her up.
and today was fried green tomatoes.
OH! and my sister is angry. and david got pink eye and a blood vessel burst IN HIS EYEBALL. so now he can't wear contacts. SNORT.
for 10 days, at least.
hey, i'm kinda stressed out about my birthday party.
i haven't planned it. i need to do that.
hey, robyn's spending the night friday night.
she came to my house earlier this week and DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE DID?
we went to publix. robyn, trippin' on cough medicine, myself, trippin on lortabs (sp?) pain medication for my lack of wisdom teeth as of monday.
and do you know what else we did? we went to my house and watched marilyn monroe in a movie called some like it hot..which is a joygasm inducing movie.
and we took a nap...together.
that's hot.
SHAZAM!
sisters of the universe UNITE....zzzzzz
watch this:
she said her dad ran away with samaaaaantha
the middle aged exotic daaancer
so her mom had returned to her savior
AND HERE'S THE ADVICE THAT HE GAVE HER
he said
reeses's pieces swedish fish
oodles of skittles red licorice
marshmallow mint and a chocolate kiss
and it melts in your mouth like this
take out your contacts and look at the screen
take off your makeup and look at the scene
if you break your restrictions then you'll understand me
take your prescription of sugar and candy
check it