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[xth_skeith]

...An augurey...

...It's an ugly thing.  No matter how many times I shoo it off my bed, it keeps landing back on it.

....Pest.

...Fuckit, I'm too tired to chase it off...

((Augurey is the irish phoenix thing that looks like a vulture.  It's harassing poor Haseo, who doesn't have the physical might to really get rid of it.))

Comments

[lonelyfall]

Maybe you can bribe it off with food?

[xth_skeith]

...Eh, I'm too tired... as long as it doesn't sit on my ass hip, it's fine...

((So unhackable >>;))

[lonelyfall]

...So you're going to share a bed with it or are you going to take the floor?

((Ffff... poor Haseo))

[xth_skeith]

Ugh, my ass hip hurts too much to sleep on the floor...

...It can sit on my feet and keep them warm.

1/2

[lonelyfall]

((Rather horrified at that idea... If I saw a nasty vulture lookin' thing on my bed I'd think it'd EAT me. XD))

2/2

[lonelyfall]

...You have to be kidding. Just find someone else to chase it off the bed. There has to be someone there to do that right?

With THAT thing?

[xth_skeith]

It's not dangerous, so I'm not bothered. He's actually pretty warm, and his feathers are slick, but kinda soft, too.

And best of all, he's quiet. I don't mind him.

[lonelyfall]

Yeah but...what if...

He's still an animal still so what if he needs to you know...go?

(( XDD /dies laughing. ))

[xth_skeith]

...I'll clean it up. It's just crap.

[lonelyfall]

But sleeping in it...

That's just disgusting.

[xth_skeith]

Eh. I've dealt with worse. No sense bitchin and moanin if it takes all of two seconds to clean it up, right?

[lonelyfall]

I guess. Just make sure to clean up really well yourself too. If you start smelling horrid people are going to start avoiding you.

[xth_skeith]

Well, yeah, obviously. You seriously think I'd wander around with crap on me? I may not bitch about stuff like that, but I don't enjoy it.

((Haseo is thoroughly confused as to why Fin's so weird about this.))