Feminists: Eat My Shorts
I'm sick of hearing that "whatever doesn't kill me makes me stronger" bull shit. Are you telling me that if you had both of your arms and both of your legs amputated, and your eyes gouged out, but you didn't die, that you would be stronger? Bullshit. You'd be a blind quadriplegic with no abilities whatsoever. Or how about if you lost your tongue in a tragic sea fishing accident? I'm sure proponents of that ridiculous saying would argue "if I lost my tongue in a tragic sea fishing accident it would make my non verbal communication skills stronger, like sign language." Well what if, in that same accident, both your hands were eaten by a shark, and you lost the ability to make facial expressions as well? You would not get stronger. In fact, life would probably get so frustrating that you'd just commit suicide. So all you "girl-power" feminist skanks can stop using that as your motto because I've just proved that it's not true. Or at least change it to "some things that don't kill me make me stronger." But that's so obvious if you said it I'd make fun of you and maybe throw a sticky beverage at you anyway, so just cut the whole idea out all together. Thanks.