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-*10 Commandments of a Teenager*-
1 Thou shall not sneak out wen parents are sleeping...........why wait?!
2 Thou shall not do drugz of any sort...............alchol lasts longer
3 Thou shall not steal from K-Mart............Target has a bigger selection
4 Thou shall not get arrested 4 vandalism..............destruction has a bigger effect
5 Thou shall not steal from thy parents............everyone knows grandma has more money
6 Thou shall not get into fights...............just start them
7 Thou shall not skip class........just take the whole day off!
8 Thou shall not strip in class.........Hooters pays more
9 Thou shall not think about having sex.............as Nike says "just do it"
10 Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street.........just leave them in the middle