Horniest School in America [for those who don't have facebook]
This is really pretty sad, but I just figured I'd share. It's long, but you should read it all, it's pretty damn entertaining. Yes this really happened. Yes unfortunately I did go here. And yes we all thought this whole situation was pretty fucking ridiculous:
For those of you not priveledged enough to attend Pleasanton's Foothill High School in gorgeous Nor*Cal, allow us to explain ourselves:
A mother supervising one of our dances in the Winter of '06 was so appalled at the behavior of the students she decided to write a letter. This soon to be infamous letter was based on complaints of scantily clothed girls, sexually suggestive dancing and even accusations of girls being ejaculated on. However, instead of sending this letter to the administration (as common sense would dictate), she emailed it to her friends too and the letter was circulated through the community, stirring up trouble before attracting the attention of the school.
Once the school started to take some heat for this letter, the administration issued an edict that freak dancing would be banned in the school and the local media was all over the story kind of like how that semen was (allegedly) all over those girls. The story became so big that the isssue garnered national attention, even appearing on ABC's Good Morning America.
Many of the hormone-ravaged teenagers viewed the ban was a rather poor desicion, citing the fact that other schools had even worse behavior at dances. Nonetheless, it was thanks to Wild 94.9, our local rap radio station, that we rose above the thousands of other high schools in the country and rightfully earned the title of the "Horniest School in America" anyways.
Despite the national fame and intense school pride associated with our victory, it is commonly accepted by the student body that the parent's actions were unreasonable, ignorant, and most definetly stupid. And what better way to thank her for her help than to mock her?
Any student that has ever attended Foothill is welcome to join in on our collective laugh in the face of our parents, administration and town. So don't be embarrased - be proud that your high school is famous for dry humping, crazy parents and cum stains.
http://ucr.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2205195436&ref=mf
More entertaining than that is our senior prank posted on Wikipedia. GO EBAY!!!! Even though I took no part in it. I miss high school sometimes, though I was a vindictive little bitch, truth be told.
It's amazing what the night brings me.