Let us mourn for the death of Brendon Boyd Urie, who choked to death on Ryan Ross' monster cock
The other day I went to my dear friend xbeautykillerx's house. No one was around and we were in her kitchen. She got up and grabbed the whipped cream and sprayed some in her mouth. I took it from her and did the same thing nexceot I held the nozzle too long. So it was like overflowing out of my mouth. We started laughing and choking and spitting out the whipped cream. It gave me the appearance of having rabies. When I cleaned up afterwards I said somethign about almost choking on whipped cream. And then we started laughing. Then I said something about how a horrible way to die would be to choke on someones cock or cum. Or both. And then I imagined Brendon choking on Ryan. And we started laughing like crazy. Like "Ryan! Ryan stop! It's choking me!!!!" "aaauuughh!!!Bren I can't!!! It won't stop!!! Aaahhh!!!"" and like ryans cum would be like overflowing out of his mouth. Yep. I'm weird. Oh yeah! The other day we came up with this amazing invention. Okay so like there's this powder. You put it in water. You drink it, it's tasteless. When you come, it'll have a flavor. We came up with many flavors. Like chocolate, whipped cream, strawberry, neopolitan, and one of my favorites, mystery. Yep. We have many many different flavors. Don't steal this. This is ours. But isn't this amazing??!? Yes. Yes it is. Oh and we also made hot chocolate and put whipped cream on top in the shape of sisky's hAir. It was amazing