"I'm going to have to ask you to drop your shorts" said the doctor.

[xteachmetolovex]

i think i have a hernia but i will resist telling anyone because the awkward moments that will occur are too much for my pride to handle. What a great valentines day, it feels as if someone is slowly applying more pressure to my right nut. If that's not love then I don't know what is.

I am going to write a poem about how love has my testicles in a vice grip. After that I will masturbate in my own tears.

<33333333killmee333333