this is the most exciting late night bored drive story EVER...
so i decided because i was bored and wanted something to do, that id go drive for a bit. just some innocent driving around the middle of nowhere like i do nowadays. little did i know it would be as exciting as it happened to be...
i drove for about 10 mins and my radar detector decided to go off. a car was headed my way i figured to be a cop and so i slammmmed on my brakes. it was a cop...sheriff to be exact. i nonchalantly maintained the 45 MPH speed limit and saw him turn around...figured "im screwed." so i just kept going like i planned on and about a quarter mile later i got to see the wonderful pretty red and blue lights. i sat in my car, turned the radio down, got my liscense out, n waited for the cop to walk up. he asked me why i was shaking, and i said "becasue i get kinda nervous when im pulled over." he then walked back to his car, came back to mine, and asked again why i was shaking. i told him again "im nervous." then he says "youre acting kinda weird...is there any dope in there?" i told him no. he then asked "so you wouldnt mind if i searched it?" mind you, my car is FULL of shit from coming back from school. i said "go for it!" so he got me outta my car, patted me down, asked if i had knives or anything and i replied with "not on me" because i have like 3 in my car. he then mentioned how i was speeding, then smlammed the brakes when he gunned me and asked if i had a radar detector and i said yeah. i had happened to throw it on my back seat so he wouldnt take it...which obviously was gonna be found if he searched the car lol. so then he tells me to sit on his bumper, and i did. he searched my car for about 10 mins, im sur ehe foudn the knives and the radar detector on the floor haha. he came back to me n said "no tickets this time." i said "thanks...and by the way, i got a waivable ticket last week for no tail lights and unsigned registration. can u sign the back and clear it for me? its all fixed now." he said "sure...wheres the ticket?" so i got it for him, he looked it over, saw my registration, looked ta my tail lights, and signed where any cop in the state had to. then said "just slow it down and watch out...and whats with all the fake guns and the fake bloody knife??" i tol dhim "havent driven or cleaned my car much...halloween props and cap guns." he laughed and told me to have a safe night.
OVERALL:
- i got out of a ticket for speeding...17 over.
- i got out of a possible concealed weapons charge for the knives.
- i didnt get my radar detector taken, which is possible.
- i got my ticket signed to be waived!
what a fuckin hour of lonesome driving turned fun!
i drove for about 10 mins and my radar detector decided to go off. a car was headed my way i figured to be a cop and so i slammmmed on my brakes. it was a cop...sheriff to be exact. i nonchalantly maintained the 45 MPH speed limit and saw him turn around...figured "im screwed." so i just kept going like i planned on and about a quarter mile later i got to see the wonderful pretty red and blue lights. i sat in my car, turned the radio down, got my liscense out, n waited for the cop to walk up. he asked me why i was shaking, and i said "becasue i get kinda nervous when im pulled over." he then walked back to his car, came back to mine, and asked again why i was shaking. i told him again "im nervous." then he says "youre acting kinda weird...is there any dope in there?" i told him no. he then asked "so you wouldnt mind if i searched it?" mind you, my car is FULL of shit from coming back from school. i said "go for it!" so he got me outta my car, patted me down, asked if i had knives or anything and i replied with "not on me" because i have like 3 in my car. he then mentioned how i was speeding, then smlammed the brakes when he gunned me and asked if i had a radar detector and i said yeah. i had happened to throw it on my back seat so he wouldnt take it...which obviously was gonna be found if he searched the car lol. so then he tells me to sit on his bumper, and i did. he searched my car for about 10 mins, im sur ehe foudn the knives and the radar detector on the floor haha. he came back to me n said "no tickets this time." i said "thanks...and by the way, i got a waivable ticket last week for no tail lights and unsigned registration. can u sign the back and clear it for me? its all fixed now." he said "sure...wheres the ticket?" so i got it for him, he looked it over, saw my registration, looked ta my tail lights, and signed where any cop in the state had to. then said "just slow it down and watch out...and whats with all the fake guns and the fake bloody knife??" i tol dhim "havent driven or cleaned my car much...halloween props and cap guns." he laughed and told me to have a safe night.
OVERALL:
- i got out of a ticket for speeding...17 over.
- i got out of a possible concealed weapons charge for the knives.
- i didnt get my radar detector taken, which is possible.
- i got my ticket signed to be waived!
what a fuckin hour of lonesome driving turned fun!