if you see green minivan with a bells beer sticker on the back....call the cops

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someone stole my car from in front of pizza hut. i love that for the past 30 hours or so, some random ghetto ass people have been cruisin around in my car. im sure theyre treating it wonderfully. hopefully when they ditch my car they dont decide to take my bookbag, because i would love to have my books and all of the work i have done over the past month in school. they can go ahead and keep my entire cd collection and my brand new satelite radio, but id kinda like my schoolwork. i mean they really have no use for any of that stuff anyway since they most likely cant read. i love losing my car, all my work, my two most prized possessions, and really in essence my job, all becuase of some fucking piece of shit ghetto ass bitches who cant afford to buy their own shit because it would cut into their crack smoking funds. but most of all i fucking LOVE kalamazoo. wether its the murders that i hear about going on in my neighborhood every week, the bums that constantly try to scam my money, or the lack of ANY sense of security ANYWHERE at ANY time of day.... i fucking love kalamazoo and all the racism that i have unwillingly gathered from it. whats this? youre sick of strangers fearing and hating you because of the color of your skin? well here's a solution to that problem.... STOP KILLING PEOPLE AND TAKING MY SHIT AND STUMBLING AROUND THE STREETS MUMBLING DRUNKEN CRACKED OUT BULLSHIT!!!!! dont fucking resent me because im a white college student and slam the fucking door in my face when i deliver you a pizza. i dont know if you knew this, but i bring those pizzas to you so i can make money. ya its true, there are ways to make money OTHER than selling crack and other peoples possessions. its called WORKING. you can actually buy rims guns AND crack with money that you made LEGALLY.

sorry if this offends anyone, but im fucking SICK of dealing with these fucking people. hopefully all the ghetto ass people in kzoo kill eachother so i can try to get an education without worrying about getting shot.