Sep 03, 2003 23:07
If I were a month I would be: October
If I were a day of the week I would be: Wednesday
If I were a time of day I would be: Twilight
If I were a planet I would be: Uranus..haha... no, Saturn.
If I were a sea animal I would be: A sea turtle
If I were a direction I would be: West
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: A bean bag chair
If I were a sin I would be: Lust...or envy
If I were a historical figure I would be: Marilyn Monroe
If I were a liquid I would be: Mercury
If I were a tree I would be: A peach tree
If I were a flower/plant I would be: Gerbera daisy
If I were a kind of weather I would be: Windy?
If I were a musical instrument I would be: A pink glittery bass?
If I were an animal I would be: A kitty
If I were a color I would be: Fuscia
If I were a fruit I would be: Strawberry
If I were a berry I would be: See above
If I were a sound I would be: A kitty purring.
If I were an element I would be: Water
If I were a car I would be: A white convertible vintage mustang with red plush interior
If I were a song I would be: Uhhh I don't know.
If I were a food I would be: Fetuccini
If I were a place I would be: The Globe Coffeehouse
If I were a material I would be: Faux fur
If I were a taste I would be: Sugar
If I were a scent I would be: Fruity and Flowery
If I were a word I would be: Vagina. I don't know.
If I were an object I would be: A martini glass
If I were a body part I would be: Lips.
If I were a facial expression I would be: Wonderment..that was gay ..
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Vash the Stampede cause he's sexy
If I were a shape I would be a: A star because it's perfect and everybody loves it.
If I were a number I would be: 8
[ x ] Spell your first name backwards - immat
[ x ] Are you a homo - No but I would so do a girl
[ x ] Where do you live - Tampa, FL
[ x ] 4 words that sum you up - Unique, creative, child-like, silly
DESCRIBE YOUR
[ x ] Wallet ? Red with Hello Kitty on it... I sometimes use one I made out of duct tape and I have one with sumo wrestlers on it
[ x ] hairbrush- A grey Avon comb
[ x ] Toothbrush ? Pink and white
[ x ] Jewelry worn daily ? Horseshoe barbell, CBR, water buffalo horn plugs, fat black rubber bracelets on one arm and skinny little black rubber bracelets on the other, either a Homer Simpson watch or a Hello Kitty watch, my dice necklace
[ x ] Pillow cover ? Hello Kitty and a black one with jolly rogers, stars, and bats that glows in the dark
[ x ] Blanket - Garfield!
[ x ] Coffee cup - I collect those!!! My favorite is a Marilyn Monroe one I bought off eBay.
[ x ] Sunglasses ? Cateye of course.
[ x ] Underwear ? Right now they're pink and black and they say "starlet" on the ass on the front has stars with little rhinestones on them... I got them at Wal*Mart...hehe
[ x ] Shoes - Converse or mary janes.. or lately, my Betty Boop flip flops
[ x ] Handbag ? Grey Dickies or Pink and Marroon bowling bag
[ x ] Favorite top ? Anything striped.
[ x ] CD in stereo right now ? Bob Marley... it's my mom's.
[ x ] Tattoos - None yet!
[ x ] Piercings - Septum, left cartilage, 00g ears
[ x ] What you are wearing now ? A Dead Kennedy's shirt, striped pj shorts, and those panties I was describing earlier...
[ x ] Hair ? Short..blonde.
[ x ] Makeup ? Black liquid eyeliner, pink shadow, and eyebrows...
WHO or WHAT (was/is/are)
[ x ] In my mouth - John's tongue.
[ x ] In my head - The Goldfish cracker jingle
[ x ] Wishing - I were in Tampa right now instead of housesitting in Lakeland
[ x ] After this - Watch TV, wait for Sarah to get back from the Tori Amos concert
[ x ] Talking to ? John on the phone
[ x ] Eating ? A brownie
[ x ] Fetishes ? Well that one snuck up on me.... um, girls with pigtails and guys with tattoos
[ x ] If you could get away with it and murder anyone, who and for what reason? My brother for being a disgusting excuse for a human being.
[ x ] Person you wish you could see right now ? John.
[ x ] Is next to you ? My cat?
[ x ] Some of your favorite movies ? Death to Smoochy, Little Monsters, Rocky Horror, Girl Interrupted, Full Metal Jacket, Some Like it Hot
[ x ] Something you're looking forward to in the upcoming month? Getting a job and a car and a haircut and a tattoo
[ x ] The last thing you ate? A brownie.
[ x ] Something that you are deathly afraid of? Car accidents
[ x ] Do you like candles ? Yes!
[ x ] Do you like hot wax ? Mmm... oh yeah..
[ x ] Do you like incense ? Nag Champa
[ x ] Do you like the taste of blood? Nah, it's kinda metallic.
[ x ] Do you believe in love? I surely do.
[ x ] Do you believe in soul mates - Kinda..
[ x ] Do you believe in love at first sight - No but I believe in lust at first sight.
[ x ] Do you believe in Heaven - No.
[ x ] Do you believe in forgiveness - Well yeah.
[ x ] Do you believe in God - No.
[ x ] What do you want done with your body when you die? Cremated but I want a statue in a cemetary so people can look at it and stuff.
[ x ] Who is your worst enemy? That crazy bitch Emily.
[ x ] If you could have any animal for a pet, what would it be? An albino python.
[ x ] What is the latest you've ever stayed up? Two days.
[ x ] Ever been to Belgium? No but that's where my father's side of the family is from.
[ x ] Can you eat with chopsticks - Yes I can. I actually own two pairs in these cool boxes that were made in the 60s... very cool.
[ x ] What's your favorite coin - Quarter
[ x ] What are 5 cities you wouldn't mind relocating to - Philadelphia, Boston, Chicago, San Francisco.
[ x ] What are some of your favorite pig out foods? Chicken tacos, pizza, spaghetti, macaroni and cheese...
[ x ] What's something that you wish people would understand? That tanning is stupid.
[ x ] What's something you wish you could understand better? People.
[ x ] Anyone you miss that you haven't seen in a long time? I miss quite a few people.
[ x ] What's one thing you want to make happen for tomorrow - That Sarah doesn't have to work and then John will come and stay with my and I'll get laid.
I'm fucking bored. I hate updating. So yeah.