who are you? jen. are we friends? not really. when and how did we meet? back when we were 6 in a-town. how have i affected you? jumping out windows. shoot out contests. garage sales. what? what do you think of me? not sure after these 15 years. waittttt. what's the fondest memory you have of me? when we were about 12 and your dad was being an ass and you were all like "okay dick, sure thing dick." honestly. oh oh! and "i think a rock just hit me." how long do you think we will be friends? not foreverrrrr and everrrr. do you love me? like i love shopping. do you have a crush on me? always. would you kiss me? we make out all the time. would you hug me? neverrrrr. physically, what stands out? your 32A chest. and your subtle wicked straight hair. emotionally, what stands out? when we talk about other girls and how nice you are. do you wish i was cooler? no one is cooler than you. on a scale of 1-10, how hot am i? there are no numbers to describe! give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. you would think over the years i would have something clever. but i don't. you are just my laura. am i loveable? "nice" girls always are. how long have you known me? 15 years. describe me in one word. priceless. what was your first impression? we weren't very nice to each other. so when i was 6 i probably called you a cunt. because i knew what that was and stuff. do you still think that way about me now? yes. what do you think my weakness is? obviously men in little tight shorts. oh. i don't know if you have one i have decided, like emotionally. do you think i'll get married? i do. and have lots and lots of babies. huge ones that come out of your vag. if so, who? the one that got away... eric sylvester. his hair was too good. what makes me happy? me. and puppies. so me+puppies together would make your year. what makes me sad? girls who do not have a good fashion sense. what reminds you of me? something everyday. if you could give me anything what would it be? a big kisssssss! how well do you know me? like i know my way around a mall. when's the last time you saw me? easter weekend. ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? i tell you everything all the time. do you think i could kill someone? i'm not sure. i think you could for the right reasons. because sometimes it is right to kill someone. are you going to put this on your livejournal and see what i say about you? i do not believe so.
are we friends? not really.
when and how did we meet? back when we were 6 in a-town.
how have i affected you? jumping out windows. shoot out contests. garage sales. what?
what do you think of me? not sure after these 15 years. waittttt.
what's the fondest memory you have of me? when we were about 12 and your dad was being an ass and you were all like "okay dick, sure thing dick." honestly. oh oh! and "i think a rock just hit me."
how long do you think we will be friends? not foreverrrrr and everrrr.
do you love me? like i love shopping.
do you have a crush on me? always.
would you kiss me? we make out all the time.
would you hug me? neverrrrr.
physically, what stands out? your 32A chest. and your subtle wicked straight hair.
emotionally, what stands out? when we talk about other girls and how nice you are.
do you wish i was cooler? no one is cooler than you.
on a scale of 1-10, how hot am i? there are no numbers to describe!
give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. you would think over the years i would have something clever. but i don't. you are just my laura.
am i loveable? "nice" girls always are.
how long have you known me? 15 years.
describe me in one word. priceless.
what was your first impression? we weren't very nice to each other. so when i was 6 i probably called you a cunt. because i knew what that was and stuff.
do you still think that way about me now? yes.
what do you think my weakness is? obviously men in little tight shorts. oh. i don't know if you have one i have decided, like emotionally.
do you think i'll get married? i do. and have lots and lots of babies. huge ones that come out of your vag.
if so, who? the one that got away... eric sylvester. his hair was too good.
what makes me happy? me. and puppies. so me+puppies together would make your year.
what makes me sad? girls who do not have a good fashion sense.
what reminds you of me? something everyday.
if you could give me anything what would it be? a big kisssssss!
how well do you know me? like i know my way around a mall.
when's the last time you saw me? easter weekend.
ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? i tell you everything all the time.
do you think i could kill someone? i'm not sure. i think you could for the right reasons. because sometimes it is right to kill someone.
are you going to put this on your livejournal and see what i say about you? i do not believe so.
xxxoxooxxooxoxoxox
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