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yes, okay, moving on.
Monologues tomorrow. I'm going to shit myself.
I'm currently very angry with my little sister who fucking ripped the copies of my monologue that I printed out in half. Now, I had to put paper in the god damn printer and its printing some million page website about something for her fucking music class. I hate Mr. Nelson and Mr. Nelson hates me.
I wantg to go to bed, but I won't. Because I never do.
And I thought last night that I fixed my dvd player, but it turns out I'm still sped, so I think I'm going to steal maggies...but that would probably be a lot of trouble to do and if so, I should start right away.
I find that my conversations with Kelly are more amusing than that of the average human and they end up making me look silly.
Kelly: it was a lady m moment
Me: i wish i was as cool as you
Kelly: i wish that too
Kelly: i wish it every night
Kelly: ok i need to go find suitable shoes
Kelly: and say my prayers and wish you were as cool as me and go to sleep
Kelly: my normal routine
Me: thank you for your consideration
Me: your a saint
Kelly: hehehe
Kelly: goodnight lovey
Kelly: me encanta a tu
Me: yo tambien
Kelly: i am enchanted with you, you hear me?!
Me: i know, bitch.
Me: but i never liked you ANYWAY
Kelly: love you much
Me: love you more
Me: your my favorite ever
Kelly: goodnighhhhhhhht my soooooooooomeone goood nighhht my looooooooooooooove
Kelly: did you like my rendition of the classic love song?
Me: sleep tiggggggggggggght my someone, sleep tighttttttt my love.
Kelly: the STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS
Me: our starrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr is shigning its brightest liggggggggggght for good night, my love for good nigggggggggggggggght
Kelly: (that was a high note)
Kelly: hahahahaha
Me: we are the same person
Kelly: i know!!
Me: trapped in two different bodies. its unfortunate. but imagine what we would be like combined.
Me: so much hormones.
Kelly: one blonde
Kelly: the other...well...excellent
That is all. I need to stop the insanity.
::I will not lose because you can't win::