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[xsyntheticsoulx]

unless you know aqua teen hunger force this will make no sense

and unless u do drugs... this probably wont be funny cause i was rollin balls

but this makes me happy

from aug 19 dave in his room me in the living room at our home
XxSyntheticSoulX: hiii
f dave he sucks: haha you would go out there on the computer
f dave he sucks: AHHH
XxSyntheticSoulX: just to talk to u
XxSyntheticSoulX: AHHH!
f dave he sucks: you're logged on at two places, so it comes up to your screen
XxSyntheticSoulX: lmao
f dave he sucks: and it comes up on mine
XxSyntheticSoulX: fuck
f dave he sucks: cause you logged on
f dave he sucks: it scared the fuck outta me
f dave he sucks: you fucking
f dave he sucks: i swear
f dave he sucks: if i didnt love you so much
XxSyntheticSoulX: yes i did log on
f dave he sucks: TO THE MOON
f dave he sucks: there i signed you off
XxSyntheticSoulX: no no no no no
f dave he sucks: so that crazy nonsense stop
f dave he sucks: s
f dave he sucks: yes
f dave he sucks: YES
XxSyntheticSoulX: one convenient locations
f dave he sucks: are you smoking?
f dave he sucks: cause im bout to hit this
XxSyntheticSoulX: in afreeca
f dave he sucks: and if you hurry
f dave he sucks: you get shotty
XxSyntheticSoulX: could you pass me the tacos
f dave he sucks: hahaha
XxSyntheticSoulX: COULDYOUPASSMETHETACOS
XxSyntheticSoulX: COULD YOU PASS ME THE TACOS
XxSyntheticSoulX: I <3 D.T.D
f dave he sucks: aw
XxSyntheticSoulX: but
f dave he sucks: this is ALL going in my info
f dave he sucks: you sexy piece of shit
XxSyntheticSoulX: i will be buried with all my stuff
f dave he sucks: cause i know its yours
XxSyntheticSoulX: because you know its mine
XxSyntheticSoulX: and that in a nutshell is our relationship
f dave he sucks: cheeh
XxSyntheticSoulX: IN WISE WORDS
XxSyntheticSoulX: spoken by a true leader
f dave he sucks: very true
XxSyntheticSoulX: YEAH
XxSyntheticSoulX: BUT
f dave he sucks: but im in the business
f dave he sucks: business of kick your ass
f dave he sucks: and lemme tell ya
XxSyntheticSoulX: I would be the leader
f dave he sucks: business is boomin
f dave he sucks: i am open for business
XxSyntheticSoulX: because im sweeter than you
f dave he sucks: business of given you the business
XxSyntheticSoulX: and you are a little bitch
XxSyntheticSoulX: k thx
f dave he sucks: oh what the fuck ever
f dave he sucks: you come say that to me
f dave he sucks: to my face
f dave he sucks: you wench

same continued conversation but dave is on my screen name

XxSyntheticSoulX: hey
XxSyntheticSoulX: yeah
XxSyntheticSoulX: you
XxSyntheticSoulX: HEY YOU
XxSyntheticSoulX: SITTING IN THE CHAIR
XxSyntheticSoulX: DONT THINK I DIDNT SEE WHAT YOU JUST DID
XxSyntheticSoulX: you turn around RIGHT now
XxSyntheticSoulX: you place your god damn index fingers on the GOD DAMN home keys
XxSyntheticSoulX: and you type your RESPONSE
XxSyntheticSoulX: IMMEDIATELY
XxSyntheticSoulX: GOD DAMN IT ERIN PAY ATTENTION TO ME
XxSyntheticSoulX: IM SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS
XxSyntheticSoulX: BUT YOU STILL CANT HEAR ME
XxSyntheticSoulX: i just took a nice big swig of your ice cold water
XxSyntheticSoulX: or whosevers
XxSyntheticSoulX: its cold
XxSyntheticSoulX: i dont give a fuck
XxSyntheticSoulX: my smartass sister has a photoshopped version of connect four. the joke being its just one huge fucking checker thing and the title is Connect One
XxSyntheticSoulX: LOL PATTY YOU'RE FUNNY
XxSyntheticSoulX: its the crummiest background in the universe.
f dave he sucks: I DO
XxSyntheticSoulX: you do what?
XxSyntheticSoulX: that was the most waste of a response ever
f dave he sucks: YAY WE"RE ENGAGED
XxSyntheticSoulX: what in the fuck
XxSyntheticSoulX: is going on
f dave he sucks: =-O
XxSyntheticSoulX: are we in vegas?
f dave he sucks: :-[
f dave he sucks: i thought that was your way of proposing hun
XxSyntheticSoulX: what in the hell
XxSyntheticSoulX: where
f dave he sucks: u mean u didn't mean it
XxSyntheticSoulX: ?
XxSyntheticSoulX: where specifically are you speaking of
XxSyntheticSoulX: in this instant message conversation
XxSyntheticSoulX: im coming in now
XxSyntheticSoulX: since erin is incompetent at AIM
XxSyntheticSoulX: jesus lord almighty
f dave he sucks:" HEY YOU
XxSyntheticSoulX: SITTING IN THE CHAIR
XxSyntheticSoulX: DONT THINK I DIDNT SEE WHAT YOU JUST DID
XxSyntheticSoulX: you turn around RIGHT now
XxSyntheticSoulX: you place your god damn index fingers on the GOD DAMN home keys
XxSyntheticSoulX: and you type your RESPONSE
XxSyntheticSoulX: IMMEDIATELY
XxSyntheticSoulX: GOD DAMN IT ERIN PAY ATTENTION TO ME
XxSyntheticSoulX: IM SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS
XxSyntheticSoulX: BUT YOU STILL CANT HEAR ME"
f dave he sucks: dont go :'(
XxSyntheticSoulX: i was trying to be irrational and sad
XxSyntheticSoulX: im coming in there
XxSyntheticSoulX: you want me to stay out here?
XxSyntheticSoulX: fine
f dave he sucks: i wanna know what i did wrong
XxSyntheticSoulX: i wont go
XxSyntheticSoulX: ill just talk
f dave he sucks: why wont u consider it
XxSyntheticSoulX: haha you didnt do anything ive just been fucking around with you baby
f dave he sucks: whats wrong with me
f dave he sucks: its ashley isn't it
XxSyntheticSoulX: didnt i not just whisper into your ear
XxSyntheticSoulX: husband
XxSyntheticSoulX: and wife
XxSyntheticSoulX: you sob
f dave he sucks: lol
XxSyntheticSoulX: do i have to hit you with a shovel and write it in the stars you see?
f dave he sucks: i like u
f dave he sucks: lmao
f dave he sucks: your cute
XxSyntheticSoulX: good
f dave he sucks: now come break up a pill
XxSyntheticSoulX: cause you are too
XxSyntheticSoulX: rofl
XxSyntheticSoulX: ill be there in a jiffy!
XxSyntheticSoulX: uh i dunno if you know him
XxSyntheticSoulX: but
XxSyntheticSoulX: scott wellman
XxSyntheticSoulX: sends his regards
XxSyntheticSoulX: old time friend of mine
XxSyntheticSoulX: you'll meet him someday
XxSyntheticSoulX: peeeace

If this isn't love baby i dont know what love is