so..

[xsxlxyx]

(22:41:15) Shirley: id rather do it on my own time with fewer fags
(22:41:16) Shirley: haha
(22:41:35) Me: fine
(22:41:36) Me: ass.
(22:41:46) Shirley: ASS
(22:41:51) Me: HOLE
(22:41:54) Shirley: FUCKER
(22:42:03) Me: WITHOUT A CONDOM
(22:42:12) Shirley: ON A THURSDAY
(22:42:23) Me: AFTERNOON
(22:42:30) Shirley: IN NOVEMBER
(22:42:40) Me: OF 1984
(22:42:47) Shirley: ON THE 16TH DAY
(22:42:54) Me: OF LENT
(22:43:13) Shirley: IN NEW YORK CITY
(22:43:27) Me: ON THE CORNER OF PIERCE AND 37TH
(22:43:49) Shirley: AT THAT PORN STORE THEY CALL 'THE ROD'
(22:44:00) Me: WHICH WAS HAVING A SALE
(22:44:15) Shirley: ON GAY PORN AND STRAP ONS
(22:44:33) Me: WITH BUY 1 GET 1 FREE BUTTPLUGS
(22:45:34) Me: wow we suck at life.
(22:45:48) Shirley: AND A WATCH INCLUDED WITH THE PURCHASE OF EVERY... wow, we totally do

i fucking love my friends.