liscenes and registration please???
see how when u look at old people and think , what story they have to tell, and think wot am i goin to have to tok about when i grow up and become old, bcos well lets face it, not much normally happens, no wars n all that. well.....in my life i doubt i will ever be stuck for stories to tell bcos if every weekend was as eventful as this one ten i wud be a walking novel.
yesterday for example
i met tina around onish down at kyle sqaure and everytime we went somewheere it went very eirely quiet.
we got on the bus and there was this weirdo junky siting rollin a joint , she smiled and spoke to me,. i just smiled n nodded.
we came to the bridge and got stuck in traffic. as we were sitting sniggering about...whatever...every1 was heading to the one side of he bus. i looked out and seen some1 climbing the stairs at the clyde away from the water. i looked in the water n seen some1 floating in it. dead or alive they were [popping up n down the water. bet their ....body parts were cold...(theres a very long story about that but if ur not intoxicated its not the same).
anyways we got off the bus and we headed to mc d's just sat in there, and seen......a black robin hood...and spierman...which i would say was even weirder
anyways we headed to borders and i met natasha and tash's gf. we went roundn sat seeing if we get get drink from some1.
whilke our boring and annoying wait...something weird happened...this old lady in a buggy, those we ones outa the irn bru ad passed by, thinkin no more of it i left it be. hearing a comotion next to me i turned round to see the old git clippin some oldies heels and tryin got ride off into the sunset over the dearie. after gettin her wheels stucck in flesh she was stuck with witness's surrounding her stunned. i cudnt move for laughin. i cudnt believe this odl dearie had attempted a hit n run after many mins of the odl woman lying on the round she was helped to her feet and was given the hitmans scraf as a sling, think her arm was rboke mind u. there was abit of a disturbance and the crimianls bag was taken so she cudnt make a quick exit. as she was bein lead from the crime scene she was pretending she cud only go like sooooooooo slow lmao well cunnign old cunt
anywayz, we headed off to get drink , suprisingly from a nerd from tinas old skool.
we headed to the unis after purchsaing our tickets.
we sat at the uni's with peace tranquillaty weed and giggling bless. was dead funy, just makgin up mad stories n shit. headed down to see the miliosn and seen wee skater guys trying to show off to us.
we headed to the pics and i ate like a muther fucker. we were waiting like aaaaaaaaages for the movie to come on was weird cos our ticket sed 6:45 but it didnt come on till like 7:30 argh!! watched the movie with comintation from a mongo sitting in the front row, gettin all excited from the wee balck americans foul language lmao
went to head hoem and this guy pure banged into tina and tried to pick a fight...weirdo ....oh also i got propsed to. ring n everythin lol
anywyz gr8 sat was fuckin funny as hell
yesterday for example
i met tina around onish down at kyle sqaure and everytime we went somewheere it went very eirely quiet.
we got on the bus and there was this weirdo junky siting rollin a joint , she smiled and spoke to me,. i just smiled n nodded.
we came to the bridge and got stuck in traffic. as we were sitting sniggering about...whatever...every1 was heading to the one side of he bus. i looked out and seen some1 climbing the stairs at the clyde away from the water. i looked in the water n seen some1 floating in it. dead or alive they were [popping up n down the water. bet their ....body parts were cold...(theres a very long story about that but if ur not intoxicated its not the same).
anyways we got off the bus and we headed to mc d's just sat in there, and seen......a black robin hood...and spierman...which i would say was even weirder
anyways we headed to borders and i met natasha and tash's gf. we went roundn sat seeing if we get get drink from some1.
whilke our boring and annoying wait...something weird happened...this old lady in a buggy, those we ones outa the irn bru ad passed by, thinkin no more of it i left it be. hearing a comotion next to me i turned round to see the old git clippin some oldies heels and tryin got ride off into the sunset over the dearie. after gettin her wheels stucck in flesh she was stuck with witness's surrounding her stunned. i cudnt move for laughin. i cudnt believe this odl dearie had attempted a hit n run after many mins of the odl woman lying on the round she was helped to her feet and was given the hitmans scraf as a sling, think her arm was rboke mind u. there was abit of a disturbance and the crimianls bag was taken so she cudnt make a quick exit. as she was bein lead from the crime scene she was pretending she cud only go like sooooooooo slow lmao well cunnign old cunt
anywayz, we headed off to get drink , suprisingly from a nerd from tinas old skool.
we headed to the unis after purchsaing our tickets.
we sat at the uni's with peace tranquillaty weed and giggling bless. was dead funy, just makgin up mad stories n shit. headed down to see the miliosn and seen wee skater guys trying to show off to us.
we headed to the pics and i ate like a muther fucker. we were waiting like aaaaaaaaages for the movie to come on was weird cos our ticket sed 6:45 but it didnt come on till like 7:30 argh!! watched the movie with comintation from a mongo sitting in the front row, gettin all excited from the wee balck americans foul language lmao
went to head hoem and this guy pure banged into tina and tried to pick a fight...weirdo ....oh also i got propsed to. ring n everythin lol
anywyz gr8 sat was fuckin funny as hell